Doug Brolus is a genuine lunatic.
He'd call me every second day when I was working at MuscleMag, trying to pimp out his shitty ab-course nonsense. Guy totally believes he's some champion.
Eventually I told him, Doug, no one cares about your shitty courses and you. Now fuck off. He continued to call, but would always ask for anyone other than myself.
Maybe he had a crush on you, Rob
I don't doubt that he was batshit insane, though. Anyone with his body would have to be pretty fucked in the head. Apart from the abs, he's no different than that retarded older guy that competes on the local circuit every so often -- or that squeaky-voiced kid who claims he'll be the first natural pro. Jason Genova?
I take that back. As crazy as Genova is, I reckon he would look better onstage than the fellow I have in mind. That dude always shows up fat and has NO muscle whatsoever. Goodrum would beat him in a contest.