Pro Tip when its time to make babies

[Kim Jong Bob]

over 90% of you guys who swear up and down they will neve r get hitched and never will have babies (apart from you Bay  ) will sooner or later father a child - its what we are here for and its great,trust me once you have your child all other shit becomes obsolete - natures cruelest trick.

Here is how you enjoy making babies:

1) find out what day your partners fertile days are
2) Fuck the shit out of her on all other days
3) Try to avoid having sex with her on the 3 - 4 - 6 days were she is fertile.



You thank me later for it

so true, my 3 year old daugther is my world, before her i couldnt imagine having a kid, now i cant imagine living my life without her

[bighead]

Its funny how much they help you realize things about yourself, and some of them fkn embarassing. my oldest son does lat spreads at school saying this is what my daddy does in the bathroom mirror..

[no one]

maybe A23/ 'king'23 can chime in here and tell us all how its done?

something tells me he'll be avoiding this thread like he does a diet.

[The True Adonis]

  once you see and hold the little fucker your life will NEVER be the same again. If you tend to be a thinker the whole blessing and responsibility may seem a bit daunting, but you will be more then willing to step to the plate. Its as if this whole chemical reaction takes place in your mind and body, and if you try to hard to intellectualize it you can fuck yourself up.

I`d probably be trying to find the highest bidder in some third world country.  Either that or a trip where three leave and only two come back. 

[affeman]

[arce1988]

  My daughter is my universe.

[Tapeworm]

The musclemen are feeling eggy. 

[gracie bjj]

If Ronnie coleman could impregnate lenda murray that would be a good baby for future mr o.

i know johnnie morant was dating lenda murray for a spell, that woulda been a great gene pool as well

[gracie bjj]