Obviously I've no idea whatsoever what DLB or Dat Grill are or pretend to be, I'm over here.
So, if you're not into all the funny loser stories, here's one you'll enjoy instead: the beach volleyball?
Olympics beach volleyball: Third straight gold for American pair
By Tom Rostance
BBC Sport at Horse Guards Parade
Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh-Jennings won their third consecutive Olympic beach volleyball gold with an emphatic win over fellow Americans Jennifer Kessy and April Ross.
May-Treanor and Walsh-Jennings have never lost a match at the Olympics and have only ever dropped only one set.
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Misty is the best there has ever been and she is like my sister - she has changed my life
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Kerri Walsh-Jennings
Beach volleyball champion
They were always in control and won 21-16 21-16 in just 36 minutes.
Brazil's Larissa Franca and Juliana Silva beat China's Chen Xue and Xi Shang 11-21 21-19 15-12 for bronze.
May-Treanor, 35, said before the Games that she would retire after the tournament, but 33-year-old Walsh-Jennings intends to continue playing.
Kessy and Ross started brightly to take an early lead but the champions soon rallied to take the first set.
Roared on by a capacity crowd, including double Olympic champion Laura Trott, May-Treanor repeatedly flung herself around the back of the court to make point-saving interventions, while partner Walsh was an impassable force at the net.
Walsh brought up match point with another huge block at the net and the match was sealed when Ross served out.
"It's hard to stay on top," said May-Treanor after confirming her retirement. [/size]