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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2012, 05:41:47 AM »
Quote from: papercut on August 09, 2012, 03:10:45 AM
actually, aside from telling her i love her and all that, the gayest thing was probably going to yoga classes

and if I ever did TRX training for a broad that would top that ;D

True or false, I heard there is a lot of farting going on in yoga classes.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2012, 05:42:00 AM »
The gayest thing I've ever done is probably what I've been doing over the last few days - one of my female friends has just finished reading the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" and has been yammering on about it ever since. She's asked me to read it and see what I think so I told her I'd give it a go just to shut her up.

Fuck me if I didn't get I got busted reading it on the train the other day - these two black dudes looked at me like WTF?

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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2012, 05:43:45 AM »
Quote from: orion on August 09, 2012, 05:41:47 AM
True or false, I heard there is a lot of farting going on in yoga classes.
Because of the Vegans ?  ???  Vegans and vegetarian farts smell brutal
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2012, 05:52:49 AM »
Gayest thing I did was put my jacket over a puddle of water for a women to walk across!!!! Just kidding. :P
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2012, 06:04:35 AM »
In grade 4, I really liked this girl named Lynn. So I bought her this giant chocolate heart, and put a "from your secret admirer" note on it. Then left it in her desk early one morning before school, on valentine's day.

She found it and threw it out in front of the whole class, and laughed with all her friends. My flesh and blood heart followed that chocolate impostor into the trash that day, mingling with the discarded carbon copies, apple cores, and used up juice boxes.

Hence, the misogynist I am today! Win-win.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2012, 06:12:00 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on August 09, 2012, 05:41:15 AM
I stayed off getbig for an entire day when it was the wedding day.  

Fucking homo lol
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2012, 06:18:11 AM »
Quote from: gracie bjj on August 09, 2012, 03:34:16 AM
i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
Informed consent of peace.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2012, 06:21:12 AM »
Big Dicked Bob ate the pussy of a whore.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2012, 06:28:31 AM »
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2012, 06:29:10 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on August 09, 2012, 02:48:43 AM
Whats the gayest thing youve done?Written a poem?Sang a song?Got down on one knee?Allowed her to talk at the dinner table?

marry her
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2012, 06:30:08 AM »
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CalvinH

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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2012, 07:37:10 AM »
Did the dishes{well put them in the dishwasher}after she cooked dinner.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2012, 07:40:23 AM »
Quote from: gracie bjj on August 09, 2012, 03:34:16 AM
i just banged my broad from behind while she was sleeping
She must have loved it! Yeaah!
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2012, 07:40:23 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on August 09, 2012, 07:37:10 AM
Did the dishes{well put them in the dishwasher}after she cooked dinner.

I get the most sex from doing those things - never underestimate the power of helping out. (Obviously, BJ's should be demanded if not offered within 1 hour of doing a chore)
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2012, 07:41:54 AM »
Quote from: snx on August 09, 2012, 06:04:35 AM
In grade 4, I really liked this girl named Lynn. So I bought her this giant chocolate heart, and put a "from your secret admirer" note on it. Then left it in her desk early one morning before school, on valentine's day.

She found it and threw it out in front of the whole class, and laughed with all her friends. My flesh and blood heart followed that chocolate impostor into the trash that day, mingling with the discarded carbon copies, apple cores, and used up juice boxes.

Hence, the misogynist I am today! Win-win.
Young Love is such a beautiful thing.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2012, 07:51:07 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on August 09, 2012, 07:40:23 AM
I get the most sex from doing those things - never underestimate the power of helping out. (Obviously, BJ's should be demanded if not offered within 1 hour of doing a chore)

So true,doing something or saying something nice goes a long way.

..."Can't wait to see you'' on your way over and "you look great" when you get there=blowjob.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2012, 07:57:03 AM »
I once went and brought tampons for a girl.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2012, 07:58:02 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on August 09, 2012, 07:57:03 AM
I once went and brought tampons for a girl.

tell us the truth: did you look inside the box?
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2012, 08:02:44 AM »
Let a girl fuck me with a strap on.  Um, wrote a poem
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2012, 08:39:45 AM »
Gave her my time excluding that spent ramming her.
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2012, 08:53:47 AM »
went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.

pretty gay
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2012, 08:55:10 AM »
Quote from: Groink on August 09, 2012, 08:53:47 AM
went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.

pretty gay


Sounds like posting here ;D


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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2012, 08:55:53 AM »
Quote from: JasonH on August 09, 2012, 05:42:00 AM
one of my female friends

Gayer than being friends with a woman.
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BigCyp

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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2012, 08:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Groink on August 09, 2012, 08:53:47 AM
went to a opening at an art gallery for her flaming gay friend. Surrounded by very out, very flamboyant homos for two hours with no hope of escape.

pretty gay

ROFL  ;D
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Re: Gayest thing you have ever done for a woman?
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2012, 08:58:52 AM »
I said I believe the government should be supporting the arts :D and pretended to hate on stephen harper. ;D
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