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« on: August 16, 2012, 11:02:44 PM » |
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I got a rag that took so many loads I put it in a fucking frame and called it art. I sold it to an art gallery for $50,000.00.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 11:39:25 PM » |
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I got a rag that took so many loads I put it in a fucking frame and called it art. I sold it to an art gallery for $50,000.00.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2012, 11:45:19 PM » |
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Take lessons from Jackson Pollock?...
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2012, 11:48:26 PM » |
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speaking of cum.. I used to flick my cum on to the carpet at home back in the days when I was still enjoying my parents house and my own room, I got really good in flicking the cum right at the same spot all the time. Anyways one day I come home and I see my mother on her knees with industrial looking gloves bleaching the cum stain and all cleaning the one spot were I wipped of entire galaxies of cum, it was all hard and she was working furiously before she noticed I was in the room. When she saw me we both gave us that look only a mother and son can have - She, its okay but I am kinda disapointed look - Me: horror she cannot possibly know what this ... oh SHIT she does know, kinda look. From that moment on I started using socks  |
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2012, 11:58:16 PM » |
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speaking of cum.. I used to flick my cum on to the carpet at home back in the days when I was still enjoying my parents house and my own room, I got really good in flicking the cum right at the same spot all the time. Anyways one day I come home and I see my mother on her knees with industrial looking gloves bleaching the cum stain and all cleaning the one spot were I wipped of entire galaxies of cum, it was all hard and she was working furiously before she noticed I was in the room. When she saw me we both gave us that look only a mother and son can have - She, its okay but I am kinda disapointed look - Me: horror she cannot possibly know what this ... oh SHIT she does know, kinda look. From that moment on I started using socks ROTFLMAO! |
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 01:18:18 AM » |
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speaking of cum.. I used to flick my cum on to the carpet at home back in the days when I was still enjoying my parents house and my own room, I got really good in flicking the cum right at the same spot all the time. Anyways one day I come home and I see my mother on her knees with industrial looking gloves bleaching the cum stain and all cleaning the one spot were I wipped of entire galaxies of cum, it was all hard and she was working furiously before she noticed I was in the room. When she saw me we both gave us that look only a mother and son can have - She, its okay but I am kinda disapointed look - Me: horror she cannot possibly know what this ... oh SHIT she does know, kinda look. From that moment on I started using socks I used a grapefruit, and just emptied it when it got too full. |
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 01:26:08 AM » |
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I had a sock I used as a kid..........once I found out I could jerk off,I went for it and sadly almost lost my sight in the process.
Anyway after blowing hundreds of healthy loads into this cum encrusted footwear,I`d throw it in my closet until the next few hours or so when I would repeat the process incessantly.
One day while mom was upstairs snooping gathering up my dirty clothes,said sock ,which often stood up on its own when not soaked in wet cum was found by dear old mom..................... .....................
More to come in the next installment of the sock that cried for mercy............
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 01:29:33 AM » |
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BTW,I still have that same sock today..................i t`s my old pal much like any other kid may have kept a teddy bear or other stuffed animal. Thanks for sharing Wes..................don`t mention it Wes.  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 01:33:05 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 01:52:14 AM » |
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BTW,I still have that same sock today..................i t`s my old pal much like any other kid may have kept a teddy bear or other stuffed animal. Thanks for sharing Wes..................don`t mention it Wes. tell us this Wes, when you feel depressed and lonely - do you sniff on "your" sock ?  |
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 01:54:09 AM » |
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I had a sock I used as a kid..........once I found out I could jerk off,I went for it and sadly almost lost my sight in the process.
Anyway after blowing hundreds of healthy loads into this cum encrusted footwear,I`d throw it in my closet until the next few hours or so when I would repeat the process incessantly.
One day while mom was upstairs snooping gathering up my dirty clothes,said sock ,which often stood up on its own when not soaked in wet cum was found by dear old mom..................... .....................
More to come in the next installment of the sock that cried for mercy............
Hahahaha yes keyboard meet coffee |
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 01:54:55 AM » |
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Lol @ Wes' triple post masturbation induced meltdown
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2012, 01:57:38 AM » |
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The sock that cried mercy...lmao!
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2012, 01:59:02 AM » |
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The sock that cried mercy...lmao!
Yes I have reported Wes to Sockcial Services |
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2012, 02:04:11 AM » |
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Yes I have reported Wes to Sockcial Services
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2012, 02:11:30 AM » |
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I got a rag that took so many loads I put it in a fucking frame and called it art. I sold it to an art gallery for $50,000.00.
u was robbed dawg!! Yes I have reported Wes to Sockcial Services
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2012, 02:17:40 AM » |
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tell us this Wes, when you feel depressed and lonely - do you sniff on "your" sock ? No,I just hug it and tell it that I`ll stop keeping in touch with myself one of these days....I call the sock George by the way. We are very close,though it cries a lot and I have to try to keep it from running away from home by tying it up in the closet at night. |
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2012, 02:20:20 AM » |
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Fuck, none of you tards ever heard of paper towel?
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2012, 02:24:24 AM » |
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Fuck, none of you tards ever heard of paper towel?
The plys not thick enough for a 'Wes load' buddy.......I`m no fucking amateur pal.  |
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2012, 02:25:52 AM » |
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No,I just hug it and tell it that I`ll stop keeping in touch with myself one of these days....I call the sock George by the way.
We are very close,though it cries a lot and I have to try to keep it from running away from home by tying it up in the closet at night.
Aww Romantic <3 Do you still have that propeller gif by chance Wes ? |
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2012, 02:29:00 AM » |
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Yes I do my friend!  |
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2012, 02:29:50 AM » |
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Awesome thank you |
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2012, 02:30:24 AM » |
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Anytime! |
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2012, 02:30:59 AM » |
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 it's for my cold mom... |
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2012, 02:38:30 AM » |
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The plys not thick enough for a 'Wes load' buddy.......I`m no fucking amateur pal. Oh brother, I have a suspicion that 'Big Dribble' has been spending the majority of his loads on the slot machines at gay casino Wes! |
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