Isn't it funny how all of us men when we were teens would choose SOCKS to jerk off into or to clean up???...I wonder why we chose that garment out of all the clothing out there....
also..its funny because i am now finding socks with mysterious but somehow familiar stains on them in my son's room....usually in some out of the way place like under the bed or in the back of the closet...I can't help but smile to myself

I so badly want to say to him.."don't let your mother find these"...but that would probably be kind of gay
