Can someone explain what is so good about pussy?

[booty]

You have a small dick or your girl has been around

Probably has a small dick.   

[bighead]

Do you carry these down under?

[booty]

Do you carry these down under?

No what are they? 

[bighead]

A healthy alternative to popcorn. Quite good, and found the name had a nice ring.

[booty]

A healthy alternative to popcorn. Quite good, and found the name had a nice ring.

Nice...I love popcorn.  I currently eat a natural popcorn gluten free and it's sweet and salty flavoured.   
The name could do with some tweaking.   

[bigkubby]

how come is has a kind of pencil shapener shaving scent with a hint of sweat?

[booty]

how come is has a kind of pencil shapener shaving scent with a hint of sweat?

Don't ask me, I am in the land down unda where I survive on coconuts and bananas and shrimp. 

[bighead]

Don't ask me, I am in the land down unda where I survive on coconuts and bananas and shrimp. 

[bigkubby]

Don't ask me, I am in the land down unda where I survive on coconuts and bananas and shrimp. 

doesnt sound too bad

[booty]

doesnt sound too bad

I love the seafood here.   

[Roger Bacon]

I love the seafood here.   

I assume you'll try and refer to me as "Son" when we have sex?

[booty]

I assume you'll try and refer to me as "Son" when we have sex?

You've lost me here.   

[Roger Bacon]

You've lost me here.   

Best pick up line I could think of to use on a milf...... I fucked up.... 

[booty]

Best pick up line I could think of to use on a milf...... I fucked up.... 

All pick up lines are corny, don't worry.   

[G_Thang]

All pick up lines are corny, don't worry.   

Do women say corny lines?  I once had a woman say, she was tired of sleeping with her teddy bear.  I guess she wanted my "G".

 

 

[booty]

How about my big Dick in your corn hole honey?

Mmmmmmm   

[booty]

Do women say corny lines?  I once had a woman say, she was tired of sleeping with her teddy bear.  I guess she wanted my "G".

 

 

I don't hear any pick up lines here.  I tend to find that aussies just make conversation, if they want to talk to you.  

[bigkubby]

WHY DOES IT HAVE A FISHY SMELL FROM TIME TO TIME

[booty]

WHY DOES IT HAVE A FISHY SMELL FROM TIME TO TIME

Tell your girl to eat more fruits like pineapple etc.

[BigCyp]

Gayer than waking up on a sun lounger with a sore bumhole at George Michael's house

[WillGrant]

Thanks Mak,now I`m fucking hungry again! 

Young (legal) is best, it's like fresh lamb - so sweet - older is like Mutton, will only do if nothing better is around - cheaper and easier 

[Moen]

Spoken like a true lover of the cock.

Cock stinks just as well. The only thing I do is give quick facials and then leave asap.

[WillGrant]

WHY DOES IT HAVE A FISHY SMELL FROM TIME TO TIME

PH Imbalance - triggered by soaps and even cotton panties - it's not normal even though we have grown up on "fishy" jokes - if your girls cunt smells fishy she should tell her doctor who will prescribe something though sometimes the scripted med's can cause a yeast infection which then needs treating 

[wes]

I love the seafood here.   

Hey booty,air-mail me a Vegamite sammich` will ya` ? 

[wes]

Young (legal) is best, it's like fresh lamb - so sweet - older is like Mutton, will only do if nothing better is around - cheaper and easier 

I agree sir.

Like I said in the other thread,there is no such thing as bad pussy,just some thats better than others.