It would make for great sitcom.
The unemployed overweight middle age closet fag who still lives with mommy, and at night he dresses up as superhero fighting the evil communist dictator Obama
Aided by a diet of Raman noodles and internet access, he and his imaginary girlfriend who doubles as his sidekick combat the Obama Administration by posting nonstop on a bodybuilding board's political forum. In the rare 2 hours each day that he isn't online whining and crying, he is hiding in his alter ego disguise of a fake lawyer.
I tell you, you can't make up something more pathetic than his life.