they should have a type of loan program for these neeguls that would ULTIMATLEY prove there wealth or drag on society
like they could get a 3000 dollar loan that they have to pay back in one year with 100 dollar interest and if they dont pay it back in a year then they have to do community service
ill take a minor tax raise just so they can fund the neegul loan program where they must get loaned 3000 dollars for one year and pay back with 100 dollars interest, and if they dont there name and picture goes on the internet and they must do enough community service to make up for the money or go to a work camp jail
From the New York Times one of the best selling magazines in North America
by Kahn N. Singh
Falconmetrics at its very best.
Future Noble Prize Description:
"Visionary, original, and unremittingly humanitarian, Johnny Falcon singlehandedly solved the world-wide neegul problem with the development of the Falcon formula, and then applied it in important, meaningful ways. Not one to rest on his laurels, Sir Falconbloke OM* devised another way of deriving a model of the Falcon formula with a complex, mathematical algorithm based on the polyhedronal topology of pyramid shits. For this, he won the coveted Fields Medal. He applied this groundbreaking model to persisting problems in world hunger, global mortgages, student loans, and the nefarious consumption of heme iron. Said United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in his Nobel Introduction, "Falconmensh is The Man, ritelarry, ha ha, inside joke, y'all. Seliousry, peopre, because of him, I go to the can foul, sometimes five times a day."
* As he was referred to by Her Majesty, The Queen, who, drawn irresistibly to brawn AND brain, became his blushing new wife before suffering a mortal diving accident off La Quebrada cliffs in Acapulco during their too brief honeymoon. Having lost love so unexpectedly, Sir Falconbloke OM poured all of his considerable energies back to his work. "