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« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2012, 02:23:43 PM »

Kai puts the fruit in grapefruit
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2012, 03:21:53 PM »

Anyone know where I can find the full video of the grapefruit fucking? After all the hype, I finally wanna see it  Cool
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2012, 03:31:05 PM »

Anyone know where I can find the full video of the grapefruit fucking? After all the hype, I finally wanna see it  Cool

 http://forum.spam.com/showthread.php?10178-Kai-Greene-fucking-a-grapefruit-videos-and-pictures!
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2012, 03:45:52 PM »

Odds of ever winning the Mr. Olympia? Too tough to say. But figuring the probability of his winning this year's O is easy.Roll Eyes

However, to demonstrate will require a calculus of schmoeticity.

We take our cue from Paul Erdős, who not only helped further the application of probability theory, but was also a fervent lover* of grapefruit.

P(A): √: (Calgf)/(δVolkj)x(2011pl)  

Allow:
P(A) = probability of Kai winning the 2012 Mr. Olympia
√ = square root of
Calgf = calories in a large, undeflowered grapefruit (106)
δ(Volkj) x (2011pl) = Feigenbaum’s First Constant (δ) times the tubular volume of Kai’s junk** times his 2011 placing (352.05)

Let 0 denote ‘snowball’s chance’
Let 1 express ‘in the bag’

Hence, we arrive at what we'll term the 2012 Kai-Erdős number, namely, (.549), or slightly better than evens.

Quod erat demonstrandum.


*Id est, he loved to eat, not to shtup, the fruit (true story).
**Based on the Getbig Bell Curve 50%ile mark of L8D2.

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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2012, 03:50:11 PM »

Somewhere between zero and minus one?

This ^^
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« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2012, 03:56:28 PM »

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« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2012, 03:57:05 PM »


Server not found  Cry
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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2012, 03:59:08 PM »

Server not found  Cry


mods must be messing around with the link


forum.spam.com/showthread.php?10178-Kai-Greene-fucking-a-grapefruit-videos-and-pictures!


forum.spam.com/showthread.php?10178-Kai-Greene-fucking-a-grapefruit-videos-and-pictures!




LOL they wont let it be linked , just google Kai greene grapefruit   
it will be the first link


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« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2012, 04:01:42 PM »

The fucking the grapefruit thing is like Bambi compared the David Lynch horror show that is Namat's camming...
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« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2012, 04:03:43 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2012, 04:08:58 PM »

I don't buy into this "they won't give it to him" I think they would. The industry is not exactly an academy of honorable men or something. Let's worry about him being good enough to win it first.
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« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2012, 04:09:05 PM »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2012, 04:21:25 PM »

I don't buy into this "they won't give it to him" I think they would. The industry is not exactly an academy of honorable men or something. Let's worry about him being good enough to win it first.

I dont know, look at the last 3 Mr. Olympias:

Ronnie Coleman: College grade, texas sheriff
Jay Cutler: White, blonde hair, good business sense
Phil Heath: All around pretty boy.

Kai Greene - enough said.
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« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2012, 04:25:12 PM »

I dont know, look at the last 3 Mr. Olympias:

Ronnie Coleman: College grade, texas sheriff
Jay Cutler: White, blonde hair, good business sense
Phil Heath: All around pretty boy.

Kai Greene - enough said.
True but they where the winners anyway. The only argument is that they never gave it to Vic in 07 for being a convict but they would have gave it to Jay no matter what, he was the reigning Mr. O and he just dethroned Coleman
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« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2012, 04:39:31 PM »

it's all about marketablity.

so far, heath will be winning for a few years. Look at him, a college graduate, a used-to-be basketball player, a good husband, a well-spoken man, a black man without criminal record, which is a good image for the market.
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« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2012, 04:41:47 PM »

The fucking the grapefruit thing is like Bambi compared the David Lynch horror show that is Namat's camming...

Maybe the "The Hungarian Hammer" needs a new moniker?
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« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2012, 04:49:17 PM »

That's not a correct assumption.  The Olympia is held at higher standards than the Arnold.  Mr. Olympia is the best bodybuilder in the world and representative of the "sport" by IFBB standards.

Not to mention that former felons have won the Arnold.

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You must be kidding. They're all drug addicts and con-artists.  I've seen other boards, and no one gives a shit about the fruit video, except for GetBig. Of course, it would catch your attention, because fruit up a-hold and gerbils is a gay thing.  If Phil comes in with the flu again and Kai is on, then give him the title.  His hustle for rent video isn't a problem here.
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« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2012, 05:05:03 PM »

Too much citric acid for my peehole.
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« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2012, 05:08:03 PM »

Kai has sex with a grapefruit

Phil has sex with a white woman

Jay has sex with himself


and nobody cares who booked the room by the icemachine at the mirage
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« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2012, 07:18:08 PM »

...this stunt?

Also, I wonder if we could possibly get gatomjp to give us a play-by-play, of what exactly Kai is doing here, in his sexy narrator voice.

I could imagine gatomjp going off with: "Transcending even that which we thought humanly possible, Kai Greene continues to defy the laws of nature by way of cross breeding with the impregnable..."



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P.S. No nudity involved and completely bodybuildinggrapefruit related.

i am a fan of kai but its pretty hard to defend this shit...

but hey..who gives a hoot
he fucked a fruit
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« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2012, 07:20:30 PM »

I dont know, look at the last 3 Mr. Olympias:

Ronnie Coleman: College grade, texas sheriff
Jay Cutler: White, blonde hair, good business sense
Phil Heath: All around pretty boy.

Kai Greene - enough said.
So you're saying that Ronnie is the only one you listed that doesn't have "sponsors"?
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« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2012, 07:47:22 PM »

So you're saying that Ronnie is the only one you listed that doesn't have "sponsors"?

Yes, I dont think Ronnie has those types of "sponsors."
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« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2012, 08:14:24 PM »

"If ya wanna get up, you get down with the citrus"

"Ya wanna get up, get down with the citrus"



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« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2012, 08:26:57 PM »

Odds of ever winning the Mr. Olympia? Too tough to say. But figuring the probability of his winning this year's O is easy.Roll Eyes

However, to demonstrate will require a calculus of schmoeticity.

We take our cue from Paul Erdős, who not only helped further the application of probability theory, but was also a fervent lover* of grapefruit.

P(A): √: (Calgf)/(δVolkj)x(2011pl)  

Allow:
P(A) = probability of Kai winning the 2012 Mr. Olympia
√ = square root of
Calgf = calories in a large, undeflowered grapefruit (106)
δ(Volkj) x (2011pl) = Feigenbaum’s First Constant (δ) times the tubular volume of Kai’s junk** times his 2011 placing (352.05)

Let 0 denote ‘snowball’s chance’
Let 1 express ‘in the bag’

Hence, we arrive at what we'll term the 2012 Kai-Erdős number, namely, (.549), or slightly better than evens.

Quod erat demonstrandum.


*Id est, he loved to eat, not to shtup, the fruit (true story).
**Based on the Getbig Bell Curve 50%ile mark of L8D2.



kahn, i want you to know that i appreciate your posts.
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« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2012, 08:33:37 PM »

kahn, i want you to know that i appreciate your posts.

Haha! Thanks, Ceph! And I appreciate your posts. I know that there are some around here that actually get my droll attempts at amusement.
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