Rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10!

[david94]

9/10 for a Jew

6/10 for a caucasian

[Necrosis]

7 in the face

7 in the body, I dont train that much anymore but am about 14% bf with a lot of muscle, roughly 210 pounds under six feet.

add in money and im super hot then add in the fact that I can remember limitless facts like bradley cooper and you have a solid 8. Subtract my mental retardation, svelt penis and smelly testicles and we have a 7. If you then take into account my general lack of empathy, poor social skills, and lack of emotions and then carry the 7 you have a 6. I MOD the nut board so carry the 5 and we end up with me being a solid 9.

[cephissus]

so you're smm's replacement?  how does that figure into the equation?

[Metabolic]

strong 8

[bigmikecox]

If my pecker was 2 inches bigger, id be a solid 9

[dj181]

face: 8

body: been as low as 4 and as high as 9

[Ursus]

The bigger you are the older the woman you attract.

[Marty Champions]

The bigger you are the older the woman you attract.

Ursus do you enjoy feeling like there step son

[Ursus]

I once was going to go back to a woman's house who was about 50. It was a 30 mile drive so I had to decline I am not a taxi service.

Not as old (or as sexy) as that girl you posted but 30-45 year old women def like big young guys.

[Marty Champions]

I once was going to go back to a woman's house who was about 50. It was a 30 mile drive so I had to decline I am not a taxi service.

Not as old (or as sexy) as that girl you posted but 30-45 year old women def like big young guys.

man you should tore that ass up bro what are you trying to save gas money?

[Ursus]

I did not want me to drive there and her to say "changed my mind"

Free taxi home. Regret it man, never again.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I once was going to go back to a woman's house who was about 50. It was a 30 mile drive so I had to decline I am not a taxi service.

Not as old (or as sexy) as that girl you posted but 30-45 year old women def like big young guys.

she lived in Germany?

[Marty Champions]

I did not want me to drive there and her to say "changed my mind"

Free taxi home. Regret it man, never again.

man stop being a pussy

you gotta never act like your going for sex dude, you gotta play it on the sly , you gotta humor them you cant just tell an talk to a girl about bangin her you gotta talk about other shit and appeal to her and your emotions . older women are smart enough to handle a mans intellect not so much younger ones. But a woman doesnt want to feel like a slut right off the bat. But they WILL fuck you right off the bat if you dont come across like a sensless bastard who cant hold a convo

[Ursus]

man stop being a pussy

you gotta never act like your going for sex dude, you gotta play it on the sly , you gotta humor them you cant just tell an talk to a girl about bangin her you gotta talk about other shit and appeal to her and your emotions . older women are smart enough to handle a mans intellect not so much younger ones. But a woman doesnt want to feel like a slut right off the bat. But they WILL fuck you right off the bat if you dont come across like a sensless bastard who cant hold a convo

I knew I would get it man. Just a couple of years ago you are a bit more picky and I did not fancy driving 30 miles. I agree don't come across as a moron or thug and they are keen.

The way I work on the door often gets a few chatting to me as they tell me they like the way I speak to people and am not a "typical doorman"

[Obvious Gimmick]

body: 7.5, alot of muscle hidden by fat

face: 6, sold face hidden by semetic features

overall, a 2 for my complete lack of concern for what the twat thinks of me, now put the coffee ON! 

[Bgpapi23]

Body = 6. Too much bodyfat (22%). Powerlifter build does not equal chick magnet. But, fat girls do like bigger men, so they don't feel as fat/big. And weirdo chicks who never had a father figure like a big guy...they feel protected.

Face = 4 on a bad day, 5 on a good one. Average. Nothing a girl writes home about, good bad or otherwise. Strong chin scores points, but ginger hair and milk-white skin detract from overall score. I look like Ken Waller with a decent haircut.

Realist post on getbig in years..kudos!

[Roger Bacon]

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being "im so good lookiing girls get wet when they see me and 1 being "could get a hooker").

Im talking face and physique

Probably a 6 right now, will be a nine in a few months.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

If my pecker was 2 inches bigger, id be a solid 9

aren't you a midget/little person/whatever the pc term for dwarf is too?

[el numero uno]

Face: 5
Body: 5

Total: 10 

[tbombz]

7 in the face

7 in the body, I dont train that much anymore but am about 14% bf with a lot of muscle, roughly 210 pounds under six feet.

add in money and im super hot then add in the fact that I can remember limitless facts like bradley cooper and you have a solid 8. Subtract my mental retardation, svelt penis and smelly testicles and we have a 7. If you then take into account my general lack of empathy, poor social skills, and lack of emotions and then carry the 7 you have a 6. I MOD the nut board so carry the 5 and we end up with me being a solid 9.

   

[Lobstah]

I'm going solid 7. Like one step above Rachel Ray, and three steps below Jessica Biel. I mean huge steps below Jessica Biel, but also a massive step above Rachel fucking Ray. She's a 6, right? With the cooking?

[tbombz]

I'm going solid 7. Like one step above Rachel Ray, and three steps below Jessica Biel. I mean huge steps below Jessica Biel, but also a massive step above Rachel fucking Ray. She's a 6, right? With the cooking?

these things are subjective. there are guys who would give her an 8. there are guys who would give her a 6. some maybe even outside those parameters.

[Roger Bacon]

these things are subjective. there are guys who would give her an 8. there are guys who would give her a 6. some maybe even outside those parameters.

Why do you have to be so fucking annoying? 

You make suckmymuscle look like Squadfather...

[BigCyp]

I would say looks/face 9.5 (I used to do model mens clothes for store magazines up until about 23/24 my wife didn't like me doing it when we met haha)

Physique 7/8, but when I cut below 10 I have good symmetry so it would be 9

Only thing that lets me down really is the extra eye and third nipple

[Lobstah]

these things are subjective. there are guys who would give her an 8. there are guys who would give her a 6. some maybe even outside those parameters.

WHO THE HELL IS GIVING RACHEL RAY AN 8? Whaaaaaat? That pie might be an 8.




If Rachel Ray is an 8, then I'm going to go on record and say I look exactly like this, which I definitely do not, but anyone who thinks Rachel Ray is an 8 would definitely believe this load of pure shit.