Day 5 continued...
Whenever I sit whether it be while driving or in a chair or on a couch, I notice a faint feeling of pressure deep within the canals of my anus. My only guess is that my prostate has taken up arms and gone into defcon 1. It's very uncomfortable. (I can only imagine the jokes that will come from this on getbig, oh well.) It's difficult to not think about sex, very difficult. Ugly women seem pretty now. Maybe this is what it's like to be like those black guys that fuck anything. I'll have to ask mikecox, he'll know. Anywho, for the past couple days I've had motivation to get things done. It feels great, I'm catching up on things I've been putting off. I don't know how much longer I can hold out. I think I gotta find Ashley cause this fucking sucks.