-Men with enormous, plump dumpers! Basically a manly, fit man with a giant, girly bubble butt.
-Foxy dudes in skin tight jeans. I will always rip on you, and always say you are a fucking woman, and ALWAYS peep that [fat] booty while you angrily walk away from my bitchy ass.
-The epic crazy deuce you drop when you've had a full day of salads followed by straight-outta-bed morning coffee.
-The smell of ProTan.