What If We Were Like Canines In Respect To Bowel Movements???

[Fallsview]

Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hrspwr]

Apparently you have never been to India, fukn shit everywhere.

[Conker]

Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No we would just learn to cut 'them' off clean like dogs do.

[240 is Back]

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 

one would think a person that smelly would be easy to identify.

[viking1]

We could lick our peepee's too   

[MB_722]

I've had this convo before.
It'd be great if we didn't have to wipe.

we should be shitting like dogs anyway ... in and out not sitting on a toilet reading a magazine

[HTexan]

Most common people wipe after a bowel movement, what if we were like canines and DID NOT have to wipe?  I suspect there would be fecal matter everywhere, sidewalks, elevators, conference rooms, treadmills, saunas, etc. etc. 

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they do need to wipe, then just cant. Hands bro

[Fallsview]

they do need to wipe, then just cant. Hands bro

I've never seen a dirty dogs hind quarters. They might have grass hanging from it now and then but never dirty. 

[axestream]

Actually there are traces of fecal matter....everywhere!

[HTexan]

I've never seen a dirty dogs hind quarters. They might have grass hanging from it now and then but never dirty. 

Never seen a dog drag ass on grass?

[axestream]

Never seen a dog drag ass on grass?

Actually usually they don't do that to wipe their ass.

[HTexan]

Actually usually they don't do that to wipe their ass.

Wrong. That is why they do it most of the time. The other reason is worms.

[axestream]

Wrong. That is why they do it most of the time. The other reason is worms.

No.

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/dog-dragging-bottom

[Mattyh7688]

I recall on a summer job while in university this one person would defecate everywhere and no one could catch him.  One electrician put his hard helmet down to wash up and when he came back, the person took a huge dump in it.  He also wrote on the office wall, "The Mad Shitter Strikes Again" all in his own waste. 




TEAM CLEAN UP GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao reminds me of someone who would shit in the urinal every single day in high school. It went on for my final two years there and they were NEVER caught.

I once shit in a pringles can my freshman year of college and hid it various places.. that was a good time.

[BIG ACH]

A bunch of Dirty fuckers here!!   

Not only do I wipe, but I also use a bidet to powerwash my ass!!!!

[Dr Dutch]

Go on a strict vegan diet, and you will never have to use toilet paper again..

[hench]

that's quite tempting, I get fed up with the shits that require wipe after wipe after wipe to the point the bog roll feels like it's become sand paper. Always an added bonus to have a one wipe download.

Go on a strict vegan diet, and you will never have to use toilet paper again..

[Dr Dutch]

that's quite tempting, I get fed up with the shits that require wipe after wipe after wipe to the point the bog roll feels like it's become sand paper. Always an added bonus to have a one wipe download.

It's actually true. I ate strict vegan for about 3 years, when taking a dump I just had to squeeze the brown fella off and the exit hole was perfectly dry and clean.

[hench]

hmm, I wonder what makes all the other stuff cling to the side then...

It's actually true. I ate strict vegan for about 3 years, when taking a dump I just had to squeeze the brown fella off and the exit hole was perfectly dry and clean.

[MikMaq]

I just put a pipe in my rectum and squeeze. There's no need for shit to touch any part of your body past your sphincter.

[Dr Dutch]

hmm, I wonder what makes all the other stuff cling to the side then...

Remains of animal fat/protein plus filthy bacteria in your bowels that feed on them..

[bradistani]

squatting to shit is apparently better for you. seems logical actually!!