Had some porn on my phone, plugged my headphones in and went to work.
I blow my population paste in the toilet and open the door and there was a flight attendant and some dude standing there. She's shaking her head and he says. "We could here that" I assumed he meant me flushing. Went back to my seat and realized my headphones were only in the jack about half way. I could here it in the head phones but it was also coming out of the speaker on the phone.
I wanted to be invisible so bad.
Does this qualify as the mile high club?
No but it should win you Getbigger of the year.