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« on: October 18, 2012, 11:26:53 PM »


When someone answers a flyer ad (for training you sick bastards) - comes in for a consult only to find out it's an ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago..... happened yesterday Undecided

Yes, she signed a 12mo commitment to train.
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 11:30:41 PM »

oh she wants some of that "Special Coach Attention"...
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 11:34:06 PM »

Ugly skank probably gets no attention from normal people.
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 11:35:52 PM »

There are no accidents.  Better have that "It really was for the best" speech locked & loaded.
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 11:36:06 PM »

Ugly skank probably gets no attention from normal people.

Strangely enough it was your mom! Son??
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 11:37:41 PM »

Strangely enough it was your mom! Son??

Sorry bud, I'm normal height.... no midget genes.
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 01:05:47 AM »

Was it more awkward than this?


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUx01Yl-mE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUx01Yl-mE</a>
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 02:17:00 AM »

coach will be working on his 12 marriage before the years end
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 02:32:34 AM »

....now if I can just introduce you to the "high intensity cardio room" known as my office....
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 03:54:05 AM »

coach will be working on his 12 marriage before the years end

Yes any sensible husband will find a way to avoid training the bitch. Come on, not like your a multi national training enterprise coach, you're not gonna get sued for it over your garage gym membership refusal.

Within 3 months you'll be grabbing the ex's ass.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 04:15:46 AM »

Coach.. can you get me her panty ?
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 05:04:32 AM »

Were the years unkind?  Did she get flabby?  It always warms my heart to see an ex looking terrible.
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 05:48:12 AM »

Were the years unkind?  Did she get flabby?  It always warms my heart to see an ex looking terrible.

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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 07:27:39 AM »

Yes any sensible husband will find a way to avoid training the bitch. Come on, not like your a multi national training enterprise coach, you're not gonna get sued for it over your garage gym membership refusal.

Within 3 months you'll be grabbing the ex's ass.

She will be with another trainer,.not me. There's nothing there..trust me!
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 07:29:30 AM »

She will be with another trainer,.not me. There's nothing there..trust me!

When will it ever work for you? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 08:37:28 AM »

When will it ever work for you? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Works great now....thanks
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 09:09:36 AM »

Doesn't you wife also work there coach???

Time to get a Jacuzzi installed in your gym and let the Good Times Roll
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 09:16:09 AM »

Doesn't you wife also work there coach???

Time to get a Jacuzzi installed in your gym and let the Good Times Roll

on that oil stained garage floor...someone would slip  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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