Man in college, there was this chick at the gym who was BUTT ASS ugly. I mean BUSTED, but her body was a 10+++++. She was doing gear and was the gym slut. So, after some intense flirting i invite her over. She comes over to my apartment with a brown paper bad. Ok, sort of weird. We go into my room and she whips out a bottle of Laurabolin 50 and pulls out 3cc and asks me to poke her.
Sure. Pants come off, panties are half way down and i plunge that 1.5 inch dart into her glute. After that we bang. It was my first introduction to a Penisarus and i LOVED it!!! She was so not flexible but it was cool. We bang and she leaves. So, I invite her over again and she is shining my johnson with her mouth and im like "get on top of me". This heffer comes back with...." Can we date?"
Now, her face was JACKED, but at that moment, i blurted out 'SURE". She hops on! As soon as i unload in her, im thinking "WTF did agree too?
" So what now? I do what any 20 yr old does....I change gyms and stop calling!
