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Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« on: October 16, 2012, 06:22:12 PM »
HOOOOLY SHIT!  I nearly pissed myself!  Tell me some of you saw the train wreck of the recent Steven Seagal interview!

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/steven-seagal-interview-brandon-lees-death-iran-contra

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2012, 06:39:54 PM »
Will have to watch later when I'm not on a computer that hates flash.

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2012, 06:50:10 PM »
brief synopsis

He can kill u with super secret techniques only he and a select few masters know.....but he can't really talk about that
He has killed.....but he can't really talk about that
He diagnosed Brandon Lee's cause of death before the coroner...tells the interviewer how amazing it was that he did that
Somehow lost his Cajun Accent
Despite constantly wrinkling his forehead his widows peaks rug never moves
says a couple of times..."How u say in english?" even though he grew up in LA as a kid
Says he has literarily been n hundreds of street fights.........but he can't really talk about that

I could go on but u gotta see this shit..

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2012, 07:13:16 PM »
shit just keeps getting better. Seagal cries when threatened by mafia.  Basically his whole life sounds like a lie

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2012, 07:27:31 PM »
lololol

"in Special Forces WE say 'adapt and overcome'"


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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2012, 07:47:17 PM »
another clown who just like other "actions heroes" of his era is slowly but surely being exposed for the master bullshiter and fake attention whore he s always been, essentially doing it all by himself without anyone asking in a last attempt to make the headlines , to make a quick buck, before getting too old. Well, at least they ve been experts at something.

he s as full of himself as jcvdm stallone, arnold... Actors, without a doubt. And he s just one of them, nothing more, nothing less.

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2012, 10:27:10 PM »
He's also a world class reggae singer -

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2012, 08:07:25 AM »
brief synopsis

He can kill u with super secret techniques only he and a select few masters know.....but he can't really talk about that
He has killed.....but he can't really talk about that
He diagnosed Brandon Lee's cause of death before the coroner...tells the interviewer how amazing it was that he did that
Somehow lost his Cajun Accent
Despite constantly wrinkling his forehead his widows peaks rug never moves
says a couple of times..."How u say in english?" even though he grew up in LA as a kid
Says he has literarily been n hundreds of street fights.........but he can't really talk about that

I could go on but u gotta see this shit..


He can't practice his death move with killing a few people can he?

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2012, 08:37:37 AM »
Always a good laugh with Steven Gerrard.

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2012, 01:46:18 PM »
Best was the interview of him saying he wished he had a bigger penis :D,, explains the Asian fetish

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2012, 01:55:53 PM »
LOLOL that was fucking epic!!!

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2012, 05:32:01 PM »

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2012, 06:25:23 PM »
He can't practice his death move with killing a few people can he?
Exactly. Like duh, how does he know if it works or not?

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 07:28:07 PM »
Where's the full video?

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2012, 09:00:27 PM »
Where's the full video?
hdnet took it down. Trying to find it for u getbiggers. It is hilarious.

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2012, 05:13:05 PM »
Bump for video

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2012, 05:25:20 PM »
Best was the interview of him saying he wished he had a bigger penis :D,, explains the Asian fetish

Gary Strydom started a baggy pants company decades ago with the thought that he could hang weights from his penis during the day walking around and no one would notice in the baggy pants. I guess it didn't really work so he moved to Asia.

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Re: Bar none-the absolute best hour of comedy
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2012, 06:21:37 PM »
seems mark cuban has taken it down everywhere but heres the promo



Theres a comment under the vid talking about the sly stallone party in which JCVD attempted to get tuff man of mystery Seagal to go outside.  Seagal talked his way out of it.