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Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« on: October 19, 2012, 11:17:22 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 11:18:38 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?

Photo of Jesus... Hope this helps...  ::)


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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 11:19:06 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 11:19:14 AM »
Well he was from Jerusalem so it's unlikely he was white. Plus he has a Latino name

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 11:30:05 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?
I've met many Jesus', they're all Mexicans. Therefore, all Mexicans are Jesus.

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 11:30:54 AM »
Jesus was a Jew. KING OF THE JEWS. JEWS of that era as described in the Bible. Bronze skin, hair of wool. Like an arab.

100% truth.  Whites hate it.  I laugh at all these blonde hair blue eye Jesus.  You worship a Jew!
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 11:31:58 AM »
Jesus was a Jew. KING OF THE JEWS. JEWS of that era as described in the Bible. Bronze skin, hair of wool. Like an arab.

100% truth.  Whites hate it.  I laugh at all these blonde hair blue eye Jesus.  You worship a Jew!
Seriously never figured this out. People I know get so mad when I mention that Jesus wasn't white. Its confusing.

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 11:34:26 AM »
Seriously never figured this out. People I know get so mad when I mention that Jesus wasn't white. Its confusing.

I make it a point to ruin someones day by spreading the truth such as this. People are so fucking hypocritical and stupid.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 11:35:03 AM »
Yes Jesus was almost certainly not white.

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 11:36:31 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?
He wasn't white he was Jewish.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 11:38:52 AM »
Yes Jesus was almost certainly not white.

There is no "almost" about it.  He wasn't white at all.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 11:40:40 AM »
Jesus was a Jew. KING OF THE JEWS. JEWS of that era as described in the Bible. Bronze skin, hair of wool. Like an arab.

100% truth.  Whites hate it.  I laugh at all these blonde hair blue eye Jesus.  You worship a Jew!

I don't hate it.  Who gives a shit if he was a Jew. It's all nonsense anyway.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 11:40:49 AM »
Jesus more then likely lookd just like this





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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 11:41:04 AM »

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 11:41:34 AM »
Jesus more then likely lookd just like this





Good thing the SEALs offed his ass.

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 11:52:27 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?

Silly Christians.  ::)

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 11:52:35 AM »

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 11:52:54 AM »
Jesus more then likely lookd just like this






Haha yes, excellent observation Nails.

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2012, 11:54:36 AM »
jesus left chicago and is headed for new orleans.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »
Why do christians get so mad when you suggest Jesus MAY have been married and why he is still portrayed as a white man with blond hair?
Well because that would mean that the Bible is wrong if he was married. I do not think he had blond hair and he was at the very least as dark as anyone from that region

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2012, 11:58:53 AM »
Well because that would mean that the Bible is wrong if he was married. I do not think he had blond hair and he was at the very least as dark as anyone from that region

Im sure the bible was edited

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2012, 12:00:34 PM »
Im sure the bible was edited
what do you mean by edited?

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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2012, 12:03:13 PM »
Yes most Christians would have you believe Jesus looked like this:


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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2012, 12:04:47 PM »
I've got some Dead Sea scrolls for sale on Craigslist. Pristine condition. Only read once. $50 OBO.
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Re: Jesus--Married??? Not White????
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2012, 12:05:49 PM »
I've got some Dead Sea scrolls for sale on Craigslist. Pristine condition. Only read once. $50 OBO.
they are worth 30 billion dollars but some guy on getbig has the inside scope that they are fake  ;)