Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?

[El Diablo Blanco]

I took a dump on your mom's tits.

[Rami]

so?

[funk51]

When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.

Dump and wipe with leaves?

once not by choice when i was a little kid i was hiking the mountains behind our house., used my underwear to wipe. i shit you not.

[Hulkotron]

Has anyone ever shit in a sock?

[nzmusclemonster]

Has anyone ever shit in a sock?

No, but I have in a cup.

[tommywishbone]

Has anyone ever shit in a sock?

 No, but I took a dump on the side of a mountain once and used a sock to wipe my ass.   I had a 2nd pair of socks in my backpack.

[polychronopolous]

You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain toilet.

[calfzilla]

You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain.

X2. Quicker.

[polychronopolous]

X2. Quicker.

Yep. Just like God intended it. The feeling from within your insides is unmistakable in that moment.

[MikMaq]

You actually get a better shit in the woods because of the angle and leverage of your body versus using your standard poreclain.

Tell me about it. A few weeks ago, I took a shit over a little stream. I had my back to a rock on one side, and my legs at 90 degree angles like on a leg press on the other.

It was the most amazing shit of my life all that ab pressure really helped.

[BIG ACH]

Yes - with leaves.    It sucks but better than crapping yourself.   

Now i always keep a roll of toilet paper in my TSHTF bag in my car.   Cant tell you how many times that came in handy. 

what does TSHTF stand for?

[polychronopolous]

Tell me about it. A few weeks ago, I took a shit over a little stream. I had my back to a rock on one side, and my legs at 90 degree angles like on a leg press on the other.

It was the most amazing shit of my life all that ab pressure really helped.

Your particular technique seems to be pretty spot on, the only thing I would add is making ball up both your fists and apply a little added pressure to the lower stomach region. I think this could have taken the experience to a whole new level.

[tu_holmes]

what does TSHTF stand for?

The Shit Hits The Fan.

[polychronopolous]

I have peed behind a bush instead of using a public bathroom because the bush was cleaner and I wasn't going in a stinky dirty public bathroom.

I always get a kick out of the drunk girls who stumble out of a club into the parking lot and have a friend open a car door so they can "cover up" themselves squatting to pee meanwhile all the good stuff to see is clearly in sight if you simply look under the door.