BREAKING: Arrest Warrant Issued for CEO Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan Chase Bank
UNBREAKING: The above is false.
This story is moving fast!
Yes - it's actually moving so fast that by now - a month later - it's by the Large Magellanic Cloud. Give it another month or so before it breaks on the mainstream news... of the Sunflower Galaxy!
We are going to be DAYS ahead of the mainstream media in reporting that JPMorgan Chase CEO – Jamie Dimon has had an arrest warrant issued by the FBI!
Days? Those guys are gonna be months ahead. Hell, even years ahead! So ahead, in fact, that their announcement that the FBI would be issuing an arrest warrant for Jamie Dimon was actually the event that started the FBI investigation that led to the issuance of the warrant.
Oh, and by the way: the FBI applies
for warrants; it doesn't issue them. Only the Courts issue warrants. But hey, let's not let facts get in the way of such an explosive story!
This story which was broken by Tom Heneghan is EXPLOSIVE!
I don't think "broken" is a synonym for "cooked up
" or that "EXPLOSIVE" is a synonym for "completely false
****Sorry, meant to post this a few ays ago.***
You apologize for not posting lies and unsubstantiated bullshit earlier?