The below story is true....the fact that it happened about a week ago will tell you about the life that I live.
I meet a girl .... She's 29...goes back and forth between here and columbia. gorgous... We talk on the phone Lets call her "Jenny"
Weekend is here, I call Jen in the afternoon....no pickup. when I get a call around 10:30 at work, from a number that I did not reckgonize. I assume its Jenny... call the number and asked who it is, she picks up and tells me its "Jen". hmmm I guess Jen is her nickname, why wouldn't it be
New number I guess....Jenny then proceeds to tell me that she broke up with her ex boyfriend and wanted to have a friend to hang out with. .so here I am thinking ok I know whatsup.
here is the spooky part hold your breathe. It turned out, "Jenny" was not "jenny". "Jen" was a completely different girl ...who I had met online a long time ago, who I had completely forgotten about and and stopped talking to for no other reason than the fact that my instincts told me NOT TO meet up with this girl. She just seemed creepy...somewhat pretty, . but there was something off about her eyes.
"Jen" gives me her address ...on my way, dressed up nice, smelling nice, looking good....I get lost halfway, and she tells me to meet her at a local store, its around midnight at this point....a truck with the window rolled down she pulls up her car next to me.
rolls down the window ... It was NOT jenny....
I still didn't realize who it was. Remember I had NEVER met Jen in person, I only saw pictures of her. the thing was this chick was kind of hot....so I PLAYED ALONG Acted like I knew who she was....
finally we get to her house and she gets out of her car. Made sense now, it was Jen...that creepy chick who I had never met up with. But hey I was horney, and had a decent looking chick invite me back to her place. I was cast under a spell by Satan himself at that point (im convinced she was still a demon sent from hell to try and take me)
it was happening so fast I didn't have time to think. Before I knew it a few games of Xbox led to 69 on the living room couch. We then proceed to take things further and go upstairs in fear her ex boyfriend would walk in
HOLD UP.....,Im all like what what? Why would your ex boyfriend walk in?
well i later found out, the guy had SAW her meet me, exchange words with me....and invite me back to her place. About an hour into sex, her phone starts ringing...and ringing....and ringing..
countless text messages. I split...
turned out her ex had saw me and was coming over with a shotgun ...and did. fortunately I got the fuck out of there just in time
hahaha what a fucked up story.
Its true though some weird guys have a hard time letting go of dirty skanks.