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« on: November 19, 2012, 08:02:30 AM »

If I have a date with a woman in the afternoon, would it be stupid to bring my gym backpack?
In one perspective, it shows i have other interestes, but another part of me wants to leave the bag in the car
and pick it up after the date, before I head to the gym..
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 08:04:44 AM »

bring the gym packpack, it will set a great impression Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 08:54:27 AM »

just get yourself some nice kicks (pm moen for advices) and then you'll be set
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 09:00:12 AM »

Gym bag is a must, better bring two 45 plates with you and wave them towards her when she's approaching.
This way your setting the mood and initiating rapport... if she's into you she will immediately yank out two pink dumbbells and you know...

you're in.  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 09:07:59 AM »

Don't forget to bring two tupperware containers, one with brown rice, one with Chicken breasts...and make it really awkward when she's eating normal food and you're eating that.

sure fire dating advice right there
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 10:41:08 AM »

A Fannypack combined with parachute pants is the way to go.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2012, 10:42:46 AM »

ignore her during the date to post on getbig and record your macros on your iphone app.

she'll see you're a dedicated guy with no time to waste, and will probably immediately engage in oral copulation in order to keep your interest.
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2012, 10:43:05 AM »

Don't forget to sneak into the restroom for a quick set of bathroom stall dips if your pump subsides.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 10:49:08 AM »

I'm sure she also wants to hear how I feel the Mayor of Bodybuilding is a great representative for the sport.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 10:54:01 AM »

"So, do you even lift" will immediately destroy her confidence.   Use sparingly.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 10:55:55 AM »

Be sure to find out her thoughts on minorities.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 10:57:53 AM »

i remember sticking huge thermal socks in my posing trunks back in 99 in a gym bodybuilding show, it was a really scaring feeling cause i thought they where gonna fall out when i turned around to do back poses
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 11:01:21 AM »

When the waitress arrives for drink orders, ask her to wait while you ask your date her opinion of Sarah palin.

Any answer along the lines of "I think she's an intelligent person, an inspiration...", etc should be met with you shaking your head in disgust and walking away.

If she calls her a dumbass, then you laugh out loud, say "whew, she passed the Palin test" and proceed to order those apple-tinis. 



Very important.  You don't want to be halfway through your entree and suddenly feel ill by discovering your date has the IQ of a red-eyed tree frog.
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 11:17:33 AM »

don't forget to bring and carry around your gallon jug of water.
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 11:19:52 AM »

when you need a gym backpack to prove to her that youre working out, you got problems,lol

That's easy for you to say, big galeniko (no homo).  Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 11:20:32 AM »

I'll probably just read aloud a couple of juruth poems for her. That should make her moist in the love pit.
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 11:22:03 AM »

"Hey, let's get the sex out of the way first to take the tension out of the date" will work surprisingly often.

You immediately know if this person is awesome, or garbage.
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 11:23:15 AM »

If I have a date with a woman in the afternoon, would it be stupid to bring my gym backpack?
In one perspective, it shows i have other interestes, but another part of me wants to leave the bag in the car
and pick it up after the date, before I head to the gym..

If you need to ask this then you shouldn't be going on dates.
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 11:28:29 AM »

bring the gym packpack, it will set a great impression Cheesy

lol I did that with the first date I had with my now wife - I just came from the gym and I wasn't considering anything really serious, how could I have known Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2012, 11:29:51 AM »

dont forget say "no homo" after you comment on other dudes builds too
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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2012, 11:30:13 AM »

tell her the backpack is where you keep the chloroform and zip-ties.
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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2012, 11:30:43 AM »

paint five coats of dream tan on

then eat sweet potatoes every two hours before the date

walk into the restaurant to some dramatic music utilising robotic movements in time to the beat

hold your hand up to your ear encouraging your fellow diners to whoop and holler

walk round the room throwing up random poses and jostling people out of the way

she will be putty in your hands by then

book a room in the mirage 7th floor next to the ice machine and prepare for the ride of your life
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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2012, 11:31:25 AM »

tell her the backpack is where you keep the chloroform and zip-ties.

Idea:
Leave the pub or bar with her, at the door pretend you forgot something and say "OH CRAP, I forgot my rapebag/kit"

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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2012, 11:36:22 AM »

hold your hand up to your ear encouraging your fellow diners to whoop and holler


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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 11:42:08 AM »

as long as this is around your neck she will know the deal


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