I eat a lot of melted cheese (in before "because it looks like semen" or anyother mildly creative homophobic joke) and I noticed that it isnt giving me the horrible digestive issues than cold cheese gives me. If I consume cold lactose products I get insane farts, enough to kill a baby grizzly bear or scare away a swarm of hobos.
Is there any scientific basis to this or am I just doomed to be a fart-pariah?
