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chaos

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Walking Flex magazine
« on: November 21, 2012, 06:03:17 AM »
New guy at work constantly telling me about 8-10 smooth controlled reps, nutrient timing and the anabolic window post workout.

I tried to talk sense into him, he started in about "studies "......I might kill him.
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 06:05:03 AM »
You should have slapped him when the word "nutrient" came out of his mouth. Let alone the rest.
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2012, 06:05:59 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 21, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
New guy at work constantly telling me about 8-10 smooth controlled reps, nutrient timing and the anabolic window post workout.

I tried to talk sense into him, he started in about "studies "......I might kill him.
Stick a copy of flex up his nose and ask him how that anabolic window felt
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2012, 06:06:35 AM »
Better listen to your new co worker - it's only in your best interest!  ;D
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2012, 06:11:53 AM »
he must be built like a war machine!!!
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2012, 06:24:00 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 21, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
New guy at work constantly telling me about 8-10 smooth controlled reps, nutrient timing and the anabolic window post workout.

I tried to talk sense into him, he started in about "studies "......I might kill him.

Try this..

Mid stream into his train of thought, randomly stop him and ask, "Listen, speaking of smooth reps, how big is your penis?"

After that, I doubt he will bother you again with all that Flex nonsense.

"1"
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2012, 06:38:45 AM »
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2012, 07:03:59 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 21, 2012, 06:24:00 AM
Try this..

Mid stream into his train of thought, randomly stop him and ask, "Listen, speaking of smooth reps, how big is your penis?"

After that, I doubt he will bother you again with all that Flex nonsense.

"1"
He's a pretty big Jesus freak, going on about how his kid is into cars and tools so he doesn't have to worry about him.
That might stop him cold for awhile. ;D

Wooo if war machines were built like this guy, hostess would still be in business.
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2012, 07:17:17 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 21, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
New guy at work constantly telling me about 8-10 smooth controlled reps, nutrient timing and the anabolic window post workout.

I tried to talk sense into him, he started in about "studies "......I might kill him.


Show him a pic of dj181 and say this is last guy I knew who was into all that.
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2012, 07:22:22 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 21, 2012, 06:03:17 AM
New guy at work constantly telling me about 8-10 smooth controlled reps, nutrient timing and the anabolic window post workout.

I tried to talk sense into him, he started in about "studies "......I might kill him.
Better yet: ignore him. That'll do more damage.    ;D
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2012, 07:24:42 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on November 21, 2012, 07:22:22 AM
Better yet: ignore him. That'll do more damage.    ;D



But is it as satisfying ???
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2012, 07:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on November 21, 2012, 06:38:45 AM

wanna shoot my cream over her face...
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2012, 07:37:48 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 21, 2012, 06:24:00 AM
Try this..

Mid stream into his train of thought, randomly stop him and ask, "Listen, speaking of smooth reps, how big is your penis?"

After that, I doubt he will bother you again with all that Flex nonsense.

"1"

nice shoe horning of the cock into unrelated thread  :D
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2012, 10:12:45 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on November 21, 2012, 06:38:45 AM


I'd like to create a Tiger Woods or Hines Ward with this beautiful creature.
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2012, 12:39:45 PM »
Next time as he's saying the word "nutrient", jam a donut in your pie hole and start chomping away on it..
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Re: Walking Flex magazine
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2012, 12:41:55 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on November 21, 2012, 07:37:48 AM
nice shoe horning of the cock into unrelated thread  :D

It would be against my morals not to.

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