Yesterday I was in the grocery store when this fat guy in a scooter pats My arm and goes, "wow you are very big! You can probably pick me up!"
I try to be modest and say "oh no, I couldn't do that" and we laughed.... but I felt kind of bad after thinking, what if he had taken it as me saying "I couldn't do that because you're so fat" instead my original intent of trying to be modest!