Author Topic: New sayings (Read 1980 times)

magikusar · « **on:** December 15, 2012, 02:48:01 PM »

"As natural as chistina aguilera!"

"Just took a mean le bron"

"Thats gayer than primemuscle"

"Thats dumber than Woo"

Archer77 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2012, 02:56:06 PM »

I just took a stinky Ayn rand.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2012, 02:56:49 PM »

I have a perm.

magikusar · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 02:56:49 PM

I have a perm.

"As thin as true adonis"

magikusar · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2012, 02:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Archer77 on December 15, 2012, 02:56:06 PM

I just took a stinky Ayn rand.

weak

get outa my thread

The True Adonis · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:02:16 PM »

Thar is gold in them thar hills.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:02:25 PM »

As original as magikusar

Archer77 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:03:41 PM »

Quote from: magikusar on December 15, 2012, 02:59:31 PM

weak

get outa my thread

I refuse

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:05:02 PM »

what does it mean if a girl takes an ayn rand at your place? (no booty)

The True Adonis · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:05:24 PM »

Too Bad is a He-Man guy.

Wash yourself fool. Only on the gentle cycle.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:09:08 PM »

Are you going to use those extra paper clips?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »

May I axe you a question?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:11:54 PM »

Why don`t you go try to sell your sob story to Barnes and Nobles.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:12:34 PM »

You have only two choices and one of them is suicide. Whats it gonna be?

mass243 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:16:21 PM »

tbombz · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:17:20 PM »

like an ayn rand worshipper saying production needs to be owned by the government and autonomized, so all the products can be distributed.

from the thread entitled "robots to feed mankind" =

Quote from: magikusar on November 29, 2012, 09:50:39 PM

Well if the machines are made by government maybe everyone get some basics.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:19:41 PM »

There doesn`t seem to be any Wangs listed. Maybe you meant Dongs?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:21:47 PM »

Just ask Jason, he knows ALL there is to know about basting a turkey.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:24:07 PM »

Parchment Paper. Check.
Eye liner. Check
Magic Markers. Check

2 Tickets to The Hobbit. Priceless.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:25:04 PM »

There is a reason you have never seen a neutered Whale before.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:27:09 PM »

While visiting his grandparents during the Holidays, Dave snuck out to grandpa`s wood shed and tried on the prosthetic penis that happened to be lying next to a stack of Boy`s Life magazines. To be continued...

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:27:50 PM »

Go ahead Nasser, suck it like you mean it.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:28:02 PM »

is it true that booty let lee priest magikusar her?

on a related note: she did

The True Adonis · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:29:57 PM »

Dave was immediately aroused but he couldn`t explain why just yet. Was it the smell of Pine and Aspen Aftershave that still lingered in the air. (grandpa must have just been there) Or was it something else. Something dark. A secret... To be continued...

The True Adonis · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2012, 03:33:21 PM »

Dave still didn`t know what to think just yet, it was too much to take in at once, this being the first time he was able to work up the courage to try on grandpa`s "sleeve". Not knowing what to do next, Dave buried his head into the open tackle box that smelled of fresh rubber and drew in as much of the scent as he could. He always liked the way grandpa smelled after a fishing trip. To be continued....