6 Insane reasons doctors prove home gyms are bad news

[Master Blaster]

1. If it's in an attached garage, you can't work out at nap time.

2. Kids will want to watch you work out. (they can wonder in and get crushed by the weights)

3. Random stuff will migrate to the gym (you want dirty clothes hanging from the squat rack? You got it.)

4. The loss of focus being so close to home.

5. Phone call? Yeah, you have to answer that.

6. Crying kid can still be heard...Fuck you, nap time.

[The Grim Lifter]

1. If it's in an attached garage, you can't work out at nap time.

2. Kids will want to watch you work out. (they can wonder in and get crushed by the weights)

3. Random stuff will migrate to the gym (you want dirty clothes hanging from the squat rack? You got it.)

4. The loss of focus being so close to home.

5. Phone call? Yeah, you have to answer that.

6. Crying kid can still be heard...Fuck you, nap time.

7 reasons to work out at a gym

1. Fitness Sluts
2. Fitness Sluts
3. Easier juice hook-ups
4. You can stare and laugh at people
5. Fitness Sluts wearing nothing that look better than your fat wife
6. Why not
7. Free Showers

[Bad Boy Dazza]

Where did you get this?

1. If it's in an attached garage, you can't work out at nap time.

2. Kids will want to watch you work out. (they can wonder in and get crushed by the weights)

3. Random stuff will migrate to the gym (you want dirty clothes hanging from the squat rack? You got it.)

4. The loss of focus being so close to home.

5. Phone call? Yeah, you have to answer that.

6. Crying kid can still be heard...Fuck you, nap time.

[Radical Plato]

7 reasons to work out at a gym

1. Fitness Sluts
2. Fitness Sluts
3. Easier juice hook-ups
4. You can stare and laugh at people
5. Fitness Sluts wearing nothing that look better than your fat wife
6. Why not
7. Free Showers

Decent equipment, better quality, more variety

[MORTALCOIL]

I go to the gym for this:

1. Socializing with juiced up half wits.

2. Socializing with skinny fat half wits.

3. Talking about the benefits of supplements while keeping a serious face.

4. Grunting while bench pressing 225lbs to impress the 130lbs females (and males) around.

5.Throwing weights around a la Branch and watch people's reaction to your hardcore demeanor.

6. Pissing off the PTs with various facepalming and head shakings while they're training clients.