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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2012, 03:00:04 AM »
I would just throw hands.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2012, 04:10:01 AM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2012, 04:41:31 AM »



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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2012, 04:45:05 AM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2012, 04:48:32 AM »
Machete, or short steel rod.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2012, 04:49:42 AM »
I would just throw hands.

This

Had 2 home invaders in my lifetime and this is how I subdued the fuckers till the cops showed up on each occasion. We had a shotgun in the house but you need to react quickly when something like that happens. Didn't even occur to me to get a gun.
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2012, 04:50:46 AM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2012, 05:29:48 AM »
Lol @ all the tough guy anti-gun nuts in this thread.
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #58 on: December 29, 2012, 05:33:13 AM »
;)

Let's say they do break in. What do you reach for? I'm going with flamethrower.

Exactly!
1. Grab a lighter
2. bend over and point your ass at the intruder.
3. fart and hit the lighter
4. instant flame thrower and burned , stinky criminal

Problem solved!

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #59 on: December 29, 2012, 05:40:20 AM »
Exactly!
1. Grab a lighter
2. bend over and point your ass at the intruder.
3. fart and hit the lighter
4. instant flame thrower and burned , stinky criminal

Problem solved!



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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2012, 05:41:06 AM »
Steven Seagal


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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2012, 05:41:53 AM »
Steven Seagal is a professional bullshit artist who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag


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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #62 on: December 29, 2012, 05:45:35 AM »
I live in a pretty open area.

Long range trouble: I'd break out my compound bow. I'm a pretty good shot - not the best at my archery range, but I hold my own. Can put a broadhead through and through a 200lb buck's heart from 40 yards out, and I pull 90 pounds on the bow. So if I hit you with a broadhead, you're going down and you'll bleed out in a few minutes. Whatever the case, you won't feel like coming any closer when I get you.

But that might only get me two guys trying to get at the family. Maybe three if they're far enough away.

Get closer, and I get out the arsenal of baseball bats. I have 4 of them under the bed. I won't use one of them on you, because it's a gameday bat. But the other three are used for batting practice, so they're nice and broken in and ready to connect with softballs, or skulls...whatever.

The old man keeps his hunting rifles and shotguns in the house. I would not break into my old man's house. Plus he's a better shot with the bow than I am, and he's especially cantankerous. I have no doubt he'd plug anyone coming into the house, and would probably plug them in the crotch to teach them a lesson. He's got rock-salt filled shots in the ammo stores for just such an occasion. I just shake my head when he tells me why I should do the same...but he's getting old, and old guys just get meaner.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2012, 05:45:59 AM »
I live in a pretty open area.

Long range trouble: I'd break out my compound bow. I'm a pretty good shot - not the best at my archery range, but I hold my own. Can put a broadhead through and through a 200lb buck's heart from 40 yards out, and I pull 90 pounds on the bow. So if I hit you with a broadhead, you're going down and you'll bleed out in a few minutes. Whatever the case, you won't feel like coming any closer when I get you.

But that might only get me two guys trying to get at the family. Maybe three if they're far enough away.

Get closer, and I get out the arsenal of baseball bats. I have 4 of them under the bed. I won't use one of them on you, because it's a gameday bat. But the other three are used for batting practice, so they're nice and broken in and ready to connect with softballs, or skulls...whatever.

The old man keeps his hunting rifles and shotguns in the house. I would not break into my old man's house. Plus he's a better shot with the bow than I am, and he's especially cantankerous. I have no doubt he'd plug anyone coming into the house, and would probably plug them in the crotch to teach them a lesson. He's got rock-salt filled shots in the ammo stores for just such an occasion. I just shake my head when he tells me why I should do the same...but he's getting old, and old guys just get meaner.


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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #64 on: December 29, 2012, 05:47:52 AM »

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #65 on: December 29, 2012, 06:16:49 AM »
What would Jesus do?

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2012, 06:18:32 AM »
A nice bat with nails driven thru the top should do wonders.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #67 on: December 29, 2012, 06:27:46 AM »
Would throw KFC and Watermelon at said assailants to prevent this.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #68 on: December 29, 2012, 06:30:42 AM »
Lol @ all the tough guy anti-gun nuts in this thread.

Owning a gun in The Netherlands is forbidden, otherwise I would have one.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #69 on: December 29, 2012, 06:30:53 AM »
What would Jesus do?

hang himself on a cross for their sins

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #70 on: December 29, 2012, 06:54:33 AM »
What would Jesus do?
Grab his trusty S&W .357 revolver.
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #71 on: December 29, 2012, 09:39:59 AM »
explosives, a taser, bear mace, piece of steel pipe, and a needle full of battery acid or clr.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #72 on: December 29, 2012, 09:41:32 AM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #73 on: December 29, 2012, 09:46:00 AM »
one time i was called up by an angry dude who claimed i was fucking his wife (apparently a girl i met was cheating on her husbando, told me she was single)

the guy told me he knew where i lived (and did) and said he was coming to kill me


i was scared shitless for weeks


no gun in the house

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #74 on: December 29, 2012, 09:49:49 AM »
A good short sword?

Seems to have worked the last few thousand years.