I'm the opposite. Can't get rid of the morning hard-on until I pee. So I just do the superman over the toilet bowl and try to point it down. Takes about 2 mins to do a 30 sec job.
Would probably be easier to just do an upper-deck-number-one job than trying to hit the bowl. But it's my house...I'm not upperdecking in my own house. But I've thought about it.
if i have to piss with a hard on i do it in the tub... i just stand at the back and let it out and wash it down (i have telephone shower heads in every shower in the house)
Hulkster called. He wants ronnie returned to his dreams posthaste.
well i'm awake right now so he can have him
i can usually end a boner by thinking about ice cream scooping, which requires concentration and is a mental tool i use to kill embarassing woodies when needed.
at what age does morning wood stop happening to men?
i hope it never ends... on the rare occasion when i wake up without a hard on i'm always worried