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« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2013, 03:07:25 PM »

her face looks like a marionette

Maybe she started smoking at the age of 5?
Ok. Now, you guys are cooking. Funny stuff.      Grin
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« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2013, 06:16:13 AM »

BMC doesn't get AIDS, he gives AIDS bigmikecox.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin
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« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2013, 06:17:26 AM »

I think it's safe to say BMC will fuck anything with a heartbeat, and he's fine with that  Grin

Not ANYTHING.....   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #78 on: January 10, 2013, 06:20:49 AM »

A woman lying about her age on the Internet? That's unheard of! It's not like they don't lie about their age in real life or anything.....
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« Reply #79 on: January 10, 2013, 06:30:03 AM »

even is she was hot (which she's not) did you take a close look at those eyes?Huh?

imagine find her at night on your way to the wc...........now that's scary


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« Reply #80 on: January 10, 2013, 06:57:40 AM »

It's only grey if you want it to be
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« Reply #81 on: January 10, 2013, 07:03:11 AM »

I would pound her into submission! Something about non attractive, low self esteem white girls i love
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« Reply #82 on: January 10, 2013, 07:16:23 AM »

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« Reply #83 on: January 10, 2013, 07:36:30 AM »

A woman lying about her age on the Internet? That's unheard of! It's not like they don't lie about their age in real life or anything.....

This. At least she is actually a woman. On the internets a 'woman' is often not even a female. She has that going for her.
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« Reply #84 on: January 10, 2013, 08:01:05 AM »

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« Reply #85 on: January 10, 2013, 08:08:22 AM »

The names Heather & I was born & raised in Vegas, but some say I have a little country in me.

So that's where your idea to cook meth in the bathtub comes from.

I love living in Vegas, all my family is here. I currently work as an office manager for a process server/private investigators company. I love going to the gym, watching tv, my favorites are Lie to Me, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: CI, & Being Human. When it comes to music I like anything & everything. Like going to BBQ's & hanging with friends. I'm looking to find that Mr. Right, & to start livin life the w
ay I should be!

Protip to the ladies: your thinking that what you watch on T.V. is a great topic of conversation marks you as a vapid, fungible hoebag. Certain men may disagree, which marks them as vapid, fungible douches.

5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts

Stay classy.

I'm so over the drama & bullsh** of dating a**holes & done with the one night hook-ups. I'm looking for that one guy who wants something more in a relationship & is wanting to settle down. If you think it's you, hit me up!

From what I've heard, these sort of "not looking for a hookup" types end up blowing you back at their place  after coffee on the first date. Would a normal women need such a preamble to begin with?



Edit: Beaten on the last point
this is the only relevant info....she fucks on the first date, she flat out admits it.
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« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2013, 11:22:41 AM »

She can't count to 28. Would not hit.
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« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2013, 11:24:39 AM »

Not ANYTHING.....   Roll Eyes

Your idea of a "hittable" woman is just "more flexible" than some others right?

No crime there.
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« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2013, 11:33:25 AM »

Hey, I just had a stroke of genius.  Maybe its her breasts that are 27 years old. The rest is 58.
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« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2013, 12:09:35 PM »

i thought you were in love with that poor girl you posed with what, one month ago?
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« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2013, 12:13:38 PM »

i thought you were in love with that poor girl you posed with what, one month ago?

It wasn't a month ago it was back in Sep. or Oct. She was 21 or 22, there's no way in hell I'm starting a relationship with 22 year old and I'm 33. I wasn't in love with her, I was in lust with her. It was great.
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« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2013, 12:17:13 PM »

5 things I can't live without... (1) My family (2) My computer (3) Taco Bell (4) Deserts (5) My creative thoughts
wanna talk to you!

Please write her a little note and explain the difference between deserts and desserts.
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« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2013, 12:17:53 PM »

So that's where your idea to cook meth in the bathtub comes from.

Protip to the ladies: your thinking that what you watch on T.V. is a great topic of conversation marks you as a vapid, fungible hoebag. Certain men may disagree, which marks them as vapid, fungible douches.

Stay classy.

From what I've heard, these sort of "not looking for a hookup" types end up blowing you back at their place  after coffee on the first date. Would a normal women need such a preamble to begin with?



Edit: Beaten on the last point

LOLd at "fungible". Been a long time since I used that word at work. Mind if I borrow it for a bit in this afternoon's budget meeting? In your honor, I will drop the term no less than twice, but not more than four times in the next 4 days.
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« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2013, 12:23:47 PM »

It wasn't a month ago it was back in Sep. or Oct. She was 21 or 22, there's no way in hell I'm starting a relationship with 22 year old and I'm 33. I wasn't in love with her, I was in lust with her. It was great.

Nothing wrong with the guy being 10-15 years older. In fact, it was often that way years ago.
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« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2013, 12:25:01 PM »

LOLd at "fungible". Been a long time since I used that word at work. Mind if I borrow it for a bit in this afternoon's budget meeting? In your honor, I will drop the term no less than twice, but not more than four times in the next 4 days.

Yes, I would be honored.

Try to sneak it in naturally: don't pause for a moment before and after delivering the word, don't raise your eyebrows, etc.
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« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2013, 12:32:57 PM »

Nothing wrong with the guy being 10-15 years older. In fact, it was often that way years ago.

It's a different world bro. It doesn't work in the states. 3rd world country yes.
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« Reply #96 on: January 10, 2013, 12:36:08 PM »

Yikes, that bish is ugly as sin. At most I'd tug One out to porn, run over to her and crack on her tits.......and thanks ONLY if her fridge is stocked with capt crunch and suzy q's
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« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2013, 01:44:24 PM »



I think she starred in The Hills Have Eyes, the uncensored directors cut...
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« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2013, 01:50:00 PM »

Yes, I would be honored.

Try to sneak it in naturally: don't pause for a moment before and after delivering the word, don't raise your eyebrows, etc.

Done! It went over perfectly.

Much to my expectation, those rubes just nodded their heads as if they knew what fungible was. I guarantee half of them thought I made it up, and the other half went to go look it up after the meeting. I'm waiting to call out my first casualty who uses it in the office in the next day or two. I'll be watching them! I'll remind them of your copyright.
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« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2013, 04:57:34 PM »

Yikes, that bish is ugly as sin. At most I'd tug One out to porn, run over to her and crack on her tits.......and thanks ONLY if her fridge is stocked with capt crunch and suzy q's
Grin Grin thank you sir for a moment of sanity.
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