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Author Topic: Getbiggers on the job (possible funny scenarios?)  (Read 967 times)
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« on: February 05, 2015, 03:30:20 PM »

How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$  at a toll booth
 
4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2015, 04:36:49 PM »

Howard needs a thread dump  Undecided
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2015, 04:40:47 PM »

Wiggs  gets fired from the old folks home for being raciest to old white people
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2015, 12:58:48 PM »

"Typical" getbigger job?

I'll taking posting 18 hours a day on the internets from Mom's attic or basement for $200, Alex?
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2015, 02:08:25 PM »

this was guy was an nfler 85 bears now he works security old age home....


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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2015, 02:19:43 PM »

Me on the "job" getting mic'd up and interviewed for SpikeTV/Bellator134...




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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2015, 02:22:22 PM »

I have no clue as to why those turned out upside down Undecided
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2015, 02:38:41 PM »

I have no clue as to why those turned out upside down Undecided
you were in australia Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2015, 02:52:12 PM »

you were in australia Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Upside down on my computer.  Right side up on my phone.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2015, 03:03:00 PM »

Coach is black?
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2015, 08:22:02 PM »

Coach is black?

Only from the waist down.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2015, 08:57:57 PM »

Meathead Jones quickly gets fired for letting girls avoid paying their toll in exchange for a boob flash.
He also spent more time posting on getbig and rarely collected any toll.

Sorry Howard, but I did a quick analysis of the data and this is currently trending as worst post of the month.

Epic old guy humor.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2015, 09:20:39 PM »

Sorry Howard, but I did a quick analysis of the data and this is currently trending as worst post of the month.

Epic old guy humor.

I thought the boob flash comment was funny! (38 years old)
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2015, 09:27:21 PM »

I thought the boob flash comment was funny! (38 years old)


Punch yourself in the vagina
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2015, 09:28:27 PM »

Punch yourself in the vagina
and post the video here.
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2015, 09:28:50 PM »

If I was a garbage man and I saw a thick milf  Tongue I'd say,"Stick out your can cause I am the garbage man."

Sorry for the old joke. I'm old.
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2015, 09:53:32 PM »

How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$  at a toll booth
 
4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it

This thread sucks so bad I want to pay Aunt Joon, to pay Darren Avery, to punch you in the face with a tire iron.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2015, 09:54:59 PM »

Punch yourself in the vagina

I wish I had a vagina! Would be playing with that shit all day...
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2015, 09:56:08 PM »

If I was a garbage man and I saw a thick milf  Tongue I'd say,"Stick out your can cause I am the garbage man."

Sorry for the old joke. I'm old.

Haha! That was funny too!

Guess I need to punch my vagina again, lol...
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2015, 09:08:46 AM »

I had a job in an old folks home. I'd push them around in their wheelchair then turn real fast and dump them in the floor. Make faces at the Alzheimer's people, crop dust.
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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2015, 09:15:11 AM »

when I studied at university, I had an intership at Caliber Fitness. I got fired for getting busted sucking the CEO's cock.
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« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2015, 09:19:38 AM »

How about a thread on how a typical getbigger would act while doing various jobs.
I'll suggest some area of employment:

1. Garbage men collecting trash with the big truck

2. Running an old folks home ( nursing home)

3. Collecting $$  at a toll booth
 
4. Security at a major sporting event

5. Judging dog shows.

Pick any topic above and go for it
6.) Pretending to be in a sport. When you are really just a beauty pageant attendant for schmoes.
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« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2015, 01:44:39 PM »

...and sideways in real life ,like your erect penis? Cheesy

How did you know it hangs a little to the left?
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« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2015, 02:49:10 PM »

Bend over and I'll show you some old dick humor  Shocked

Have you been hanging out with Basil?
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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2015, 02:57:23 PM »

NO, I don't trust any man who shits on a toilet that spins backward .

Ok. That was funny.
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