Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
July 23, 2014, 05:19:43 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Calendar Login Register  
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?  (Read 2677 times)
Ronnie Rep
Competitors
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 5191


Getbig!


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »

Alq was in the Batman movie
Which one?
Report to moderator   Logged
Kwon_2
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 22861


Basilie Bluestars of Peace


View Profile
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2013, 05:29:19 PM »

I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.

Yes, it takes quite alot of selfconfidence and security in oneself to strip nearnaked and prance on stage in a glittery thong!

Not everyone has what it takes for this
Report to moderator   Logged
Parker
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 44284


Autobots, Transform and Roll Out!


View Profile
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2013, 05:31:06 PM »

No the second I think
from rxmuscle, a 2010 post
Quote

I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I do know that Alq' Gurley was one of Two-Face's thugs in the split-color masks.
Report to moderator   Logged
booty
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Female
Posts: 11270



View Profile
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy
Report to moderator   Logged
Irongrip400
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 8085


Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2013, 07:11:26 PM »

5 foot 10
137 IQ
7.75 inch member
MBA










but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.
Report to moderator   Logged
The Grim Lifter
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 3002



View Profile
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2013, 02:08:55 AM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy

What about when ur on your back?
Report to moderator   Logged
avxo
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3705


I'm about to froth at the mouth!


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2013, 02:11:46 AM »

Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....

It's an easy mistake to make. Grin
Report to moderator   Logged
missile
Time Out
Getbig III
*
Posts: 384

Original Asian Hebrew - the FIRST Hebrews!


View Profile
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2013, 02:37:37 AM »

Why is this?

Steroids stunt their growth and give them oversized ugly faces and makes their hair fall out.
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40421


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


View Profile
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Report to moderator   Logged
HockeyFightFan
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 3746



View Profile
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2013, 09:34:13 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy

5'-4" is your waist size, not your height Pygmy.
Report to moderator   Logged
240 is Back
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 81748


Complete website for only $300- www.300website.com


View Profile WWW
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2013, 10:19:43 PM »

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.

Yep, I measured this on my own, on the top of it.  I'm fairly decent there.  It's just the hair, argh, the hair. 
Report to moderator   Logged

booty
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Female
Posts: 11270



View Profile
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2013, 06:47:39 PM »

Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Schhhhh
Report to moderator   Logged
NarcissisticDeity
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 43703


I dont care what Ronnie says bc hes not a credible


View Profile
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »

Schhhhh

 Kiss


* 6jf1mu.jpg (53.99 KB, 720x540 - viewed 231 times.)
Report to moderator   Logged
booty
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Female
Posts: 11270



View Profile
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM »

Kiss
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue
Report to moderator   Logged
Kwon_2
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 22861


Basilie Bluestars of Peace


View Profile
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:41 PM »

Kiss



Definately taller than Priest Cheesy
Report to moderator   Logged
The Ugly
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 12228



View Profile WWW
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

I think you're just being nice.
Report to moderator   Logged
NarcissisticDeity
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 43703


I dont care what Ronnie says bc hes not a credible


View Profile
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

I measured myself this morning 5'11" dead-on-the-money  Cool

Good thing considering my mother is 4'11" and my father was 5'9"
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40421


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


View Profile
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2013, 07:25:04 PM »

Schhhhh
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Report to moderator   Logged
booty
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Female
Posts: 11270



View Profile
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2013, 07:31:32 PM »

No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Hips. 
Report to moderator   Logged
nzmusclemonster
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 11998


Serenity Now!


View Profile
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2013, 07:57:50 PM »

Hips. 

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
Report to moderator   Logged

PTPS
avxo
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3705


I'm about to froth at the mouth!


View Profile
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2013, 08:14:20 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

Also, two gallon implants. Tongue
Report to moderator   Logged
Mr Nobody
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 40421


Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.


View Profile
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2013, 11:56:52 PM »

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
X2.
Report to moderator   Logged
the trainer
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 6217


Go lift some heavy weights


View Profile
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2013, 11:58:17 PM »

Why is this?

you are short because your mom loves to fuck midgets and you are bald because remember that mirror you use to look at as a kid that was your moms head with oil on it, and you are so ugly everytime you try to suck a cock the dick goes dead.
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Theme created by Egad Community. Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!