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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »

Alq was in the Batman movie
Which one?
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2013, 05:29:19 PM »

I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.

Yes, it takes quite alot of selfconfidence and security in oneself to strip nearnaked and prance on stage in a glittery thong!

Not everyone has what it takes for this
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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2013, 05:31:06 PM »

No the second I think
from rxmuscle, a 2010 post
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I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I do know that Alq' Gurley was one of Two-Face's thugs in the split-color masks.
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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2013, 07:11:26 PM »

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but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.
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« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2013, 02:08:55 AM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy

What about when ur on your back?
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« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2013, 02:11:46 AM »

Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....

It's an easy mistake to make. Grin
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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2013, 02:37:37 AM »

Why is this?

Steroids stunt their growth and give them oversized ugly faces and makes their hair fall out.
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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2013, 09:34:13 PM »

A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   Cheesy

5'-4" is your waist size, not your height Pygmy.
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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2013, 10:19:43 PM »

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.

Yep, I measured this on my own, on the top of it.  I'm fairly decent there.  It's just the hair, argh, the hair. 
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« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2013, 06:47:39 PM »

Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Schhhhh
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »

Schhhhh

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« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM »

Kiss
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue
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« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:41 PM »

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Definately taller than Priest Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

I think you're just being nice.
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« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

I measured myself this morning 5'11" dead-on-the-money  Cool

Good thing considering my mother is 4'11" and my father was 5'9"
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« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2013, 07:25:04 PM »

Schhhhh
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
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« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2013, 07:31:32 PM »

No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Hips. 
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« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2013, 07:57:50 PM »

Hips. 

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
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« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2013, 08:14:20 PM »

I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   Tongue

Also, two gallon implants. Tongue
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« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2013, 11:56:52 PM »

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
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« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2013, 11:58:17 PM »

Why is this?

you are short because your mom loves to fuck midgets and you are bald because remember that mirror you use to look at as a kid that was your moms head with oil on it, and you are so ugly everytime you try to suck a cock the dick goes dead.
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