|
che
|
 |
« Reply #75 on: January 22, 2013, 09:12:09 AM » |
|
When I was four, I began to brush my teeth with Bengay(insert joke here), I thought it was mint toothpaste. Fucking idiot, I should've know how to read.
Back in my ''Magic Mike'' days , right before I went on stage I put a drop of mint breath saver on my eye ,thinking it was Visine  , holy fucking burn I couldn't open my eye for like 2 hs , I didn't make any money that night . |
True story
|
|
|
|
P.I.P
|
|
« Reply #76 on: January 22, 2013, 12:40:21 PM » |
|
At least limit the strength of Venetian blind cords. I can understand wanting to minimize sunlight entering through a window, but do you really need a cord strong enough to hang a child?
THIS! |
☩
|
|
|
|
shizzo81
|
|
« Reply #77 on: January 22, 2013, 05:27:04 PM » |
|
Hah! I grabbed a paint brush out of the laquer thinner and stuck in it my mouth.
Also stuck my thumb in a grinder.
Darwinism doesnt always work. |
|
|
|
|
|
P.I.P
|
|
« Reply #78 on: January 22, 2013, 05:38:11 PM » |
|
.
|
☩
|
|
|
|
tonymctones
|
|
« Reply #79 on: January 22, 2013, 09:26:02 PM » |
|
.
hahaha aint it the truth. |
|
|
|
|
|
Shockwave
|
|
« Reply #80 on: January 22, 2013, 10:30:38 PM » |
|
Darwinism doesnt always work.
lol |
|
|
|
|
garebear
Time Out
Getbig V
Gender: 
Posts: 6525
Never question my instincts.
|
|
« Reply #81 on: January 23, 2013, 12:00:39 AM » |
|
If he didn't bore them to death with his first sentence, then yes, their virginity is certainly in danger at garebears.
. |
G
|
|
|
|
Kwon_2
|
|
« Reply #82 on: January 23, 2013, 10:47:13 AM » |
|
...and guns don't kill people, people kill people, then who killed that child?
Gaybear |
GO OUT FATBOY!
|
|
|
Chadwick The Beta
Getbig IV
Gender:
Posts: 1170
I'm thick as fuck, Joe is short, Karen is 50/QCPCI
|
|
« Reply #83 on: January 23, 2013, 11:12:08 AM » |
|
.
It's not slander when the truth is spoken, pedoqueef. |
t
|
|
|
|
HTexan
|
|
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2013, 11:15:38 AM » |
|
...and guns don't kill people, people kill people, then who killed that child?
Did the child kill himself or was he killed by the owner of the gun?
law puts the parents (gun owners) at fault. |
Allegedly.
|
|
|
|
shizzo81
|
|
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2013, 05:16:00 PM » |
|
This might be a dumb question, but why dont they childproof guns? Are they afraid dumb rednecks/nogs wont be able to use them?
|
|
|
|
|
garebear
Time Out
Getbig V
Gender:
Posts: 6525
Never question my instincts.
|
|
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2013, 05:18:06 PM » |
|
It's not slander when the truth is spoken, pedoqueef.
I would say something back, but the new rules are in effect. Your account will be banned soon. |
G
|
|
|
|
HTexan
|
|
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2013, 05:59:23 PM » |
|
This might be a dumb question, but why dont they childproof guns? Are they afraid dumb rednecks/nogs wont be able to use them?
You're suppose too |
Allegedly.
|
|
|
|
Archer77
|
|
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2013, 06:34:20 PM » |
|
This might be a dumb question, but why dont they childproof guns? Are they afraid dumb rednecks/nogs wont be able to use them?
a trigger lock works perfectly. A locked gun safe is always a good idea. |
|
|
|
|
|
P.I.P
|
|
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2013, 06:47:08 PM » |
|
I would say something back, but the new rules are in effect.
Your account will be banned soon.
The rules are, there are no rules.  |
☩
|
|
|
garebear
Time Out
Getbig V
Gender:
Posts: 6525
Never question my instincts.
|
|
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2013, 07:47:36 PM » |
|
The rules are, there are no rules. Haha. What's that from? |
G
|
|
|
|
P.I.P
|
|
« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2013, 07:48:36 PM » |
|
Haha. What's that from?
The movie Grease.... lol |
☩
|
|
|
|
TrueGrit
|
|
« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2013, 09:57:04 AM » |
|
The rules are, there are no rules. Brutal acne scars.. |
R
|
|
|
|
Man of Steel
|
|
« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2013, 12:18:55 PM » |
|
The Child killed himself. The trigger does not know the difference between accident or not. Pull it and it fires. Simple as that.
agreed |
|
|
|
|
Chadwick The Beta
Getbig IV
Gender:
Posts: 1170
I'm thick as fuck, Joe is short, Karen is 50/QCPCI
|
|
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2013, 12:47:06 PM » |
|
I would say something back, but any attempt at a joke I would make would undoubtedly be extremely lame and just another manifestation of the epic phaggotry that is my life. fixed |
t
|
|
|
garebear
Time Out
Getbig V
Gender:
Posts: 6525
Never question my instincts.
|
|
« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2013, 05:46:02 PM » |
|
fixed
Ooooh, a brutal one-two punch with the baseless personal attacks. You're about to lose this account and one of your gimmicks. |
G
|
|
|
|
