Naked Burglar Held at Gunpoint by Homeowners, Masturbates, Defecates in House

[Radical Plato]

Which getbigger is this?

Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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[Benny B]

Which getbigger is this?

Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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Could be PEABRAIN, provided someone gave him the bus fare to get to Florida.

[240 is Back]

only in forida

[Jon Harridan]

Haha, 'bigmc' running amok and getting in the news, I see!

[Soul Crusher]

Could be PEABRAIN, provided someone gave him the bus fare to get to Florida.

[Benny B]

GET A JOB! 

[funk51]

Which getbigger is this?

Gregory Bruni was recently held at gunpoint by a Fort Myers, Fla. homeowner whose house Bruni allegedly tried to rob while naked.

The naked Bruni allegedly broke in to steal a television, but was immediately caught by the unidentified residents.

The homeowner's wife shot at Bruni three times with a .38 revolver, but missed. Her husband then held Bruni at gunpoint with a 12-gauge shotgun and called the police.

Unfortunately, before police could arrive, Bruni reportedly masturbated and defecated in the home.

In his 911 call, the husband said: “He dropped off my roof and run right in my house. He’s laying on my floor. He run in my f*cking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up... Lay down, motherf*cker, lay down."

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and is facing two charges of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting without violence.

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[snx]

Bring out the gimp.

[Rami]

Should have got a camera and tell him it was live streaming to youtube. Maybe he would think it would be awkward, and stop.