Who's the best since Ronnie? Jay, Dex, Phil or Kai?

[bigmc]

That's just the movie image. There's much more to being a real Spartan than that (King Leonidas: 'Eat a good breakfast for soon we'll all dine together in hell'). The Spartans attained their legendary toughness by performing secret training and adhering to a secret diet and the thing is I know these secrets and you don't.

i know i could slap you around

you are a puppy spartan jon i am a wolf

bow down before your master

[Jon Harridan]

i know i could slap you around

you are a puppy spartan jon i am a wolf

bow down before your master

Fine but how are you going to slap anyone around when I spear your pathetic hand off? You're no wolf, you're just a dirty mongrel begging to be torn up. And I bow down before my divine Lord/Master everyday; thanks for the reminder, you British queer.

[bigmc]

Fine but how are you going to slap anyone around when I spear your pathetic hand off? You're no wolf, you're just a dirty mongrel begging to be torn up. And I bow down before my divine Lord/Master everyday; thanks for the reminder, you British queer.

you are of course aware that the spartans were renowned homosexuals

this is perhaps the spartan lifestyle you crave spartan jon

its obvious you love the spear

[Jon Harridan]

you are of course aware that the spartans were renowned homosexuals

this is perhaps the spartan lifestyle you crave spartan jon

its obvious you love the spear

Again, you're demonstrating that you have NO CLUE when it comes to anything. The Spartan lifestyle's all about discipline and intelligence; the Spartans were the most elite warriors the world has ever seen. I'm an expert on the gigantic Masai as well. Come on now, I thought the British were better than this? At least represent them properly. All the Brits I've met so far were fuckin' fat tossers.

[bigmc]

Again, you're demonstrating that you have NO CLUE when it comes to anything. The Spartan lifestyle's all about discipline and intelligence; the Spartans were the most elite warriors the world has ever seen. I'm an expert on the gigantic Masai as well. Come on now, I thought the British were better than this? At least represent them properly. All the Brits I've met so far were fuckin' fat tossers.

you dont deny that you love the cock

[Jon Harridan]

you dont deny that you love the cock

Hehehe, are you coming on to me, you British queer? Know that your homosexual behaviour is unnatural and abominable.

[bigmc]

Hehehe, are you coming on to me, you British queer? Know that your homosexual behaviour is unnatural and abominable.

getting excited there spartan jon

are you gripping your spear and thinking about thrusting it into a young man

you are a homosexual jon a lover of boys a cock muncher

[Jon Harridan]

getting excited there spartan jon

are you gripping your spear and thinking about thrusting it into a young man

you are a homosexual jon a lover of boys a cock muncher

LOL, you fantasizing already, you disgusting British homo? YOU LIKE YOUNG MEN EH? Take your faggotry elsewhere; your unnatural and abominable tendencies aren't welcome here.

[bigmc]

LOL, you fantasizing already, you disgusting British homo? YOU LIKE YOUNG MEN EH? Take your faggotry elsewhere; your unnatural and abominable tendencies aren't welcome here.

jon the lover of boys

the spear tosser

jon soliciting men on the internet to send him money in return for "spartan" training

see how jon the schmoe hunts for men to wrestle with him while dressed only in a helmet and sandals

[Metabolic]

Yeah, what a 'man' indeed. While this kid mouths off in the presence of his seniors, little does he know that I'm an ex-Army operative. In the Army they pull out heads and rip them off for fun as part of training!

Getting this mad to 4chan copypasta

[Jon Harridan]

jon the lover of boys

the spear tosser

jon soliciting men on the internet to send him money in return for "spartan" training

see how jon the schmoe hunts for men to wrestle with him while dressed only in a helmet and sandals

Hahaha, now I know not only are you a fag, you're also a kid. NO BOYS ALLOWED HERE, KID. And I already warned you to stop spreading your gay shit. I'm a bodybuilding coach; which coach doesn't take payment in return for his services? It's called earning a living.

[bigmc]

Hahaha, now I know not only are you a fag, you're also a kid. NO BOYS ALLOWED HERE, KID. And I already warned you to stop spreading your gay shit. I'm a bodybuilding coach; which coach doesn't take payment in return for his services? It's called earning a living.

jon grooming young men in return for cash payments

jon the predator, jon the sodomite

do the authorities know about your vile practices spartan jon

[Jon Harridan]

jon grooming young men in return for cash payments

jon the predator, jon the sodomite

do the authorities know about your vile practices spartan jon

Kindly do not slander me; I'm an honourable coach/trainer. As for the authorities, I won't be surprised if they're already on to you.

[bigmc]

Kindly do not slander me; I'm an honourable coach/trainer. As for the authorities, I won't be surprised if they're already on to you.

it wont be long before the predator spartan jon is behind bars

his sickening penchant for dressing as a greek homosexual

and soliciting men to send him cash payments in exchange for private wrestling sessions

must be stopped

who is that at the door spartan jon is it the police

we will not allow people like you on here spartan jon we will not allow it

[Jon Harridan]

it wont be long before the predator spartan jon is behind bars

his sickening penchant for dressing as a greek homosexual

and soliciting men to send him cash payments in exchange for private wrestling sessions

must be stopped

who is that at the door spartan jon is it the police

we will not allow people like you on here spartan jon we will not allow it

No, I don't teach wrestling at the moment, you British homo. No guys allowed on Getbig. If you want Spartan lessons you just have to ask instead of being a bloody jackass. Of course there's a fee involved.

[bigmc]

No, I don't teach wrestling at the moment, you British homo. No guys allowed on Getbig. If you want Spartan lessons you just have to ask instead of being a bloody jackass. Of course there's a fee involved.

desperate jon pleading for money in return for "private" training

we will allow it sir we will not

[Jon Harridan]

desperate jon pleading for money in return for "private" training

we will allow it sir we will not

The concept of paying for service is clearly alien to you, you pennypinching British bastard. If you don't pay up you get no coaching, it's as simple as that. We at Team Harridan don't permit any freebie seekers to come onto the squad.

[bigmc]

The concept of paying for service is clearly alien to you, you pennypinching British bastard. If you don't pay up you get no coaching, it's as simple as that. We at Team Harridan don't permit any freebie seekers to come onto the squad.

this squad you speak of spartan jon

is it naive young fellows that you prey on

you will be stopped sodomite jon

the wheels are in motion

[Jon Harridan]

this squad you speak of spartan jon

is it naive young fellows that you prey on

you will be stopped sodomite jon

the wheels are in motion

The squad is for those who want to be beasts (for guys) and those who want to be sleek (for girls), nothing more. And nobody's going to stop me from coaching people. The wheels may be in motion for some Pros to join my team.

[snx]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Welcome back OMRB! I think there's a certain pivotal NY fella around the boards here who'd like to ask you a few questions.

[Nails]

[tbombz]

phil is the most cartoonish. kai is the most freaky. jay was the best at his peak. dexter is the most aesthetic.

[anabolichalo]

phil is the most cartoonish. kai is the most freaky. jay was the best at his peak. dexter is the most aesthetic.

prime dexter mops the floor with both of them

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