Tainted goldigging mudshark of peace.
Seriously though, why is he so stupid?
because Tiger is a lame. He spent most of his time playing golf, and not dating or knowing "the game".
His father was really strict, he taught him golf, and other things, but not about females, and dealing with them.
You don't get married, and as a celebrity golfer that's almost worth a billion dollars, recklessly cheat on your wife with porno chicks and what not. And then get found out, in the most embarrassingly public way, get taken to the cleaners for Millions of dollars... Then can't play worth a damn, then believe that the ex wife is the good luck charm, and then re-propose to her with another 250 million dollar anti-cheat clause.
And expect her to believe that you won't cheat again? The same woman you ran from as she was chasing you with a golf club and lit into you Cadillac Escalade?
WTF Tiger? Your man card has been revoked. Nevermind your playa card, because that joint was counterfeit.