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Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:40:01 AM »
I was at Target and in line was this young white male, clean cut , sorting of just staring down not making any eye contact.  He is obviously not a cleaner because this is SoCal and all cleaners are Mexican. What made me suspicious that something wrong might have happened is what he purchased.  In his cart I saw the following:

- 3 big bottles of bleach
- 2 big bottles of Drano
- about 5 bags of rubber gloves
- assorted scrubbing brushes
- bunch of sponges
- two plastic buckets
- a bunch of other cleaning products

The entire time I'm thinking Craig Titus. This guy is obviously trying to clean a real bad mess.  I trailed him out and took some cell photos of his car, his plate and what he bought.  I'll be listening to the news on any missing people reports in my area.

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 10:41:09 AM »
You shop at Target?
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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 10:41:31 AM »
Get Security1 on the case

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 10:44:35 AM »
I was at Target and in line was this young white male, clean cut , sorting of just staring down not making any eye contact.  He is obviously not a cleaner because this is SoCal and all cleaners are Mexican. What made me suspicious that something wrong might have happened is what he purchased.  In his cart I saw the following:

- 3 big bottles of bleach
- 2 big bottles of Drano
- about 5 bags of rubber gloves
- assorted scrubbing brushes
- bunch of sponges
- two plastic buckets
- a bunch of other cleaning products

The entire time I'm thinking Craig Titus. This guy is obviously trying to clean a real bad mess.  I trailed him out and took some cell photos of his car, his plate and what he bought.  I'll be listening to the news on any missing people reports in my area.

Maybe he is just trying to clean a new apartment.

But I like your scenario better.

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 10:56:09 AM »
You shop at Target?

Fuck yeah.  Target, in the morning is a fucking MILF paradise.

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2013, 10:59:35 AM »
Fuck yeah.  Target, in the morning is a fucking MILF paradise.

I hadn't considered that. 

I need to keep a more open mind about these things.
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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2013, 11:45:54 AM »
I was at Target and in line was this young white male, clean cut , sorting of just staring down not making any eye contact.  He is obviously not a cleaner because this is SoCal and all cleaners are Mexican. What made me suspicious that something wrong might have happened is what he purchased.  In his cart I saw the following:

- 3 big bottles of bleach
- 2 big bottles of Drano
- about 5 bags of rubber gloves
- assorted scrubbing brushes
- bunch of sponges
- two plastic buckets
- a bunch of other cleaning products

The entire time I'm thinking Craig Titus. This guy is obviously trying to clean a real bad mess.  I trailed him out and took some cell photos of his car, his plate and what he bought.  I'll be listening to the news on any missing people reports in my area.
How bored are you seriously?

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 11:47:30 AM »
sounds like you seen a janitor shopping

Like I mentioned, this is SoCal.  Janitors are mexican.  Not clean cut white guys.

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Re: Just spotted a potential murder suspect
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 11:54:54 AM »
EL, Thanks! This is another great idea for a movie script.