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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2013, 06:24:13 PM »
yes Honey

 ;D  another good one.  :D
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2013, 06:25:22 PM »
Next time you're out late at night, you should behive yourself and not get in trouble.
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2013, 06:30:48 PM »
;D  another good one.  :D

everybody will get buzzy in this hive of activity to come up with the next big idea
meanwhile
"well fuck me" said the Queen bee and thousands died in the rush
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2013, 06:40:04 PM »
Not good, hope you are feeling better soon NZ.

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2013, 06:42:36 PM »
forgive us for droning on about it but did you break out in hives ?
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2013, 07:16:00 PM »
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2013, 07:25:03 PM »
Dude, you're not looking too good....go seek medical attention  :o


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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2013, 07:34:08 PM »
The poor thing has probably got big swollen hives all over his eyes and mouth.  I don't know much about bee stings but I would imagine that NZ would be feeling very under the weather too. 

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2013, 08:13:15 PM »
Here ya go-

1980, I'm a helping a friend clean up his back yard BBQ/patio/party area, after a long winter. In the corner I noticed an old wet dirty sleeeping bag.  I throw the sleeping bag over my shoulder grab some more debris and am heading to the truck.  As I'm walking I notice "something black and blurry" all around my head and face.

All of a sudden- BUZZ!!!  Sting sting sting sting!    A nest of yellow jackets had made their winter nest in the deep folds of the sleeping bag. Yellow Jackets normally nest in the ground, I think.   I threw the bag up in the air and took off running. My friends saw what was happening and they were all yelling, "Run Tom run!!!" I think I ran about 1/4 mile.

30+ stings. Mostly to the face, head and neck.

hahaha sucks more than my barrel and stick experience as a kid. Good cardio motivation PFFFT lol

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2013, 08:13:57 PM »
Bee nice

Oh you... BEEhave :P I could BEE going on and on about this. But I'll BEE going now okay :D

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2013, 10:37:28 PM »
Well that was a stupid thing to do.

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2013, 10:42:14 PM »
hahaha sucks more than my barrel and stick experience as a kid. Good cardio motivation PFFFT lol

After it was over, we had a mighty laugh. Kids Mom put wet tobacco on all my bites.
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2013, 10:53:51 PM »
NZ already has bee stung lips, imagine what they must look like now.   :o

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2013, 04:50:17 AM »
NZ already has bee stung lips, imagine what they must look like now.   :o

its the latest in beetox treament
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2020, 08:37:49 PM »
Well that was a stupid thing to do.


FLORIDA TEEN STUNG OVER 600 TIMES AFTER INSERTING HIS PENIS INSIDE OF BEEHIVE

A Florida teenager is lying in critical condition after he was stung more than 600 times by bees.
Lawrence Thomas, 14, who is allergic to bees, was brought to Naples Community Hospital after suffering a severe anaphylactic shock.

The 14-year-old boy apparently inserted his penis inside of a beehive located under the family house balcony when he was attacked by the swarm of bees.

“One of his friends told him that having sex was like putting your penis inside a jar of warm honey. I guess there wasn’t any honey around,” his father Robert J. Thomas told reporters laughingly, visibly grateful his son was still alive.

“I mean, I understand the urge but if you have to do it, do it in a Kleenex for God’s sake and leave the bees alone” argued his father, visibly flabbergasted by the incident.

Gynecologist Anne Gibson of the Naples Community Hospital reminds us that sexual experimentation is fairly common and healthy for young teenage boys and girls.

“I once had a young 11-year-old patient with a large eggplant stuck inside her vagina. I had to reassure her that her behavior was perfectly normal,” the gynecologist recounted.

Last year, a similar incident occurred after a man who openly described himself as an insect fetishist attempted to sexually assault a queen bee and was subsequently hospitalized for 12 days.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-teen-stung-over-600-times-after-inserting-his-penis-inside-of-beehive/?fbclid=IwAR2GqOujpCVIItrjOQFkdZY8VX9xdGGB5XIM1seWeTjIS10tjkzAqCUI_lA

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2020, 10:08:21 PM »
use the nectar from your skinny mini replica to remedy the situation brother

So THAT's the Nectar Rewards Darren been talkin' about all these years?
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2020, 03:36:39 AM »
In all fairness, it's a fine line between stupidity and the other thing.

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2020, 05:34:08 AM »
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2020, 04:56:15 PM »
I still run the fuck away when a bee is hanging round me  ;D
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2020, 05:53:22 PM »
And I thought I was a weird teenager.

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2020, 05:57:07 PM »
At least they were manuka bees

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2020, 05:21:51 PM »
Yellow Jackets are vicious.  Often  they come out of a tiny hole in the soil.  When I got stung I had no clue what was happening because I didn't see any bees. After getting stung and being in pain I finally saw a couple.

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2020, 05:38:53 PM »
I still run the fuck away when a bee is hanging round me  ;D


Manuka honey could help ........................ .......

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Re: Got stung by bees last night
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2020, 09:50:26 PM »