Don't worry. "Mr Nobody" has never been in the vicinity of a firearm. He's full of caca.
No, I carry this. I load it with hollow point pellets, which would pierce your skull and mangle about a teaspoon size portion of your brain. Why?
Wow your such a tough guy with all your guns...fucking security guard sits around and checks IDs all day, how does it feel to be such an insignificant part of civilization ? hahaha
Pellet guns will be the weapon of choice when the zombies strike. Cheap easy to find ammo, no loud noises to attract other zombies, etc...