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« on: February 18, 2013, 07:40:41 PM »

The Brazilian cleaning lady comes to work with this asshole Brazilian cleaning guy. He's always lurking when I want to ask the cleaning lady on a date. I have to get him out of the way, so I came up with an idea. I told him I needed to see him in the Security office. When he came in I informed him that money and valuables were missing from the office worker's desks, and people are saying he's stealing. I told him to admit it and I could see what I can do, but if he doesn't admit it I may need to call my buddy who works for Immigration. I demanded to see his passport and work visa and he started panicing. I told the cleaning lady that her co-worker is under suspicion, to be careful, and that it's best for everyone if he stays away from the building for now.
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 07:43:43 PM »

gimmick needs work
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2013, 07:50:52 PM »

The Brazilian cleaning lady comes to work with this asshole Brazilian cleaning guy. He's always lurking when I want to ask the cleaning lady on a date. I have to get him out of the way, so I came up with an idea. I told him I needed to see him in the Security office. When he came in I informed him that money and valuables were missing from the office worker's desks, and people are saying he's stealing. I told him to admit it and I could see what I can do, but if he doesn't admit it I may need to call my buddy who works for Immigration. I demanded to see his passport and work visa and he started panicing. I told the cleaning lady that her co-worker is under suspicion, to be careful, and that it's best for everyone if he stays away from the building for now.

If true, you're officially an asshole.
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2013, 07:53:23 PM »

If true, you're officially an asshole.

LOL...He'd do anything for love.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2013, 07:55:59 PM »

obviously fake story


brazilians dont  clean  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2013, 07:57:57 PM »

If true, you're officially an asshole.
No one said Law Enforcement was gonna be pretty. Sounds to me like you're a little jealous.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2013, 08:00:24 PM »


HAHAHA, imagining using a imaginary pathetic "authority" is enough for some to feel good about themselves.


You would never make it to special forces.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2013, 08:00:59 PM »

what you talking 'bout pedro?


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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2013, 08:02:25 PM »

LOL...He'd do anything for love.

more like for getting laid
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 08:03:32 PM »

No one said Law Enforcement was gonna be pretty. Sounds to me like you're a little jealous.

Who are you trying to kid? Roll Eyes

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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 08:04:21 PM »

gimmick needs work

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Have to agree with the Chinese-Canadian Wu.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2013, 08:04:40 PM »

love story of peace
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2013, 08:04:59 PM »

Who are you trying to kid? Roll Eyes

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moderate the shit out of him.... or at least insert gay porn into all of his posts
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 08:08:06 PM »

love story of peace

what's up, little bengali?
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 08:08:30 PM »

Who are you trying to kid? Roll Eyes

Wannabe

I was moderating chat forums before you even knew how to log on. I'm sorry you've had these fantasies about me, like being my girlfriend waiting for me to come in from a 16 hour double shift and you untie my Security boots and pull them off, then you peel my black socks off and just massage my aching feet, maybe giving my toes a little kiss...
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2013, 08:09:37 PM »

All Barney Fife rock solid security.  Cheesy
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_PEcfx0CU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_PEcfx0CU</a>
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2013, 08:10:57 PM »

In Brazil, everyone claps with their buttocks.  Cultural oddity.
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2013, 08:19:32 PM »

what's up, little bengali?
racist post reported. keep it up  Angry
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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2013, 08:20:11 PM »

In Brazil, everyone claps with their buttocks.  Cultural oddity.
that begs the question, what does a 1-butt clap sound like?
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2013, 08:22:59 PM »

I was moderating chat forums before you even knew how to log on. I'm sorry you've had these fantasies about me, like being my girlfriend waiting for me to come in from a 16 hour double shift and you untie my Security boots and pull them off, then you peel my black socks off and just massage my aching feet, maybe giving my toes a little kiss...


Hahahhahahhahhahahhahhah hahahhaha!
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« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2013, 08:31:21 PM »

that begs the question, what does a 1-butt clap sound like?

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« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2013, 08:34:00 PM »

LOL...He'd do anything for love.


But he won't do that?
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2013, 08:39:46 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2013, 08:43:32 PM »

All the way alpha male. I as a general rule believe in deporting any illegal if male or not hot.
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« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2013, 11:36:49 PM »

Instead of deporting him, you should have told him that he just pulled landscaping duty. Then packaged him up and sent him to Moosejay's house for detail.
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