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« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2013, 03:22:31 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2013, 04:10:08 AM »

Yes he sucks after it has been dipped in someone else's anus.

Maybe he thought it was a toffee apple (without the sprinkles)?
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« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2013, 06:20:51 AM »

Maybe he thought it was a toffee apple (without the sprinkles)?
That's a disturbing thought.
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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2013, 06:21:38 AM »

You soppy girl, take no more that 2 scoops and thats once you re used to it aslittle as half a scoop first time
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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2013, 07:12:32 AM »

Haha,what a hero.
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« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2013, 07:58:24 AM »

What's with the viagra usage. Are you guys all fucking impotent?
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« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2013, 08:04:41 AM »

judochoke in action:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b04MjZ5PmRg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b04MjZ5PmRg</a>
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2013, 08:14:55 AM »

Girl died a couple of weeks ago in the UK from taking jack3d and running a marathon,now its banned.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270663/Claire-Squires-London-marathon-runner-died-heart-attack-taking-sports-supplement-Jack3D.html
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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2013, 08:25:40 AM »

Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2013, 08:30:50 AM »

Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

I could tell it was trolling when he said he wanted to have sex with his wife after 30 years of marriage. HA HA HA yeah okay
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« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2013, 08:55:14 AM »

me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating?Huh

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil

Morons like you are the reasons supplements get banned.
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« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2013, 09:33:22 AM »

10 mins is premature ejaculation.
LOL,,,,
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« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2013, 09:46:51 AM »

I usually spend the first 10 mins of sex posing the mirror, getting a good tricep and bicep pump with some elastic bands, and then drop down for some pushups for the chest pump.  After that, its the best 2 1/2 mins of her life.
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« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2013, 10:35:31 AM »

I usually spend the first 10 mins of sex posing the mirror, getting a good tricep and bicep pump with some elastic bands, and then drop down for some pushups for the chest pump.  After that, its the best 2 1/2 mins of her life.
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« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2013, 10:48:19 AM »

Should have chased it with a six of Rolling Rock. Rookie mistake.
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« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2013, 10:53:34 AM »

Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Vince Basille started a thread not too long ago in where he intended to pack on a significant more amount of mass at 70 years old.
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« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2013, 11:43:51 AM »

I could tell it was trolling when he said he wanted to have sex with his wife after 30 years of marriage. HA HA HA yeah okay
LMFAO!! That one went over my head
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« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2013, 11:54:59 AM »



i thought that guy was supposed to be like 7 ft tall IRL.
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« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2013, 02:00:28 PM »

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