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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2013, 01:14:25 PM »
He really just nails the front relaxed.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2013, 01:17:51 PM »

Thats how its done.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2013, 01:28:39 PM »
You'd get more value for your money if you paid and didn't turn up.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2013, 05:40:12 PM »
Homo muscle fetishists love big ugly macho dudes like branch.

Branch has a large army of fudge packers worshipping him and jerking it to his pics. That's why the bb hierarchy pushed him to the top, even though he didnt deserve it. He brings in the gay money faster than a 50% off dildo sale.

No offense....

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2013, 05:47:34 PM »
This idiot actually said that God put him on this earth so he can win the Mr. Olympia. That is Gods divine plan.

Too bad that same god provided him with the worst bbing genetics (besides dan hill).
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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2013, 05:49:59 PM »
hm, crowd the schmoes went kinda extremely wild.

even though hes uhm, lean.he is he has striations on quads, the rest looks bit soft and he looks all gut.all gut.

disgusting physique.

pathetic.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2013, 05:51:52 PM »
Homo muscle fetishists love big ugly macho dudes like branch.

Branch has a large army of fudge packers worshipping him and jerking it to his pics. That's why the bb hierarchy pushed him to the top, even though he didnt deserve it. He brings in the gay money faster than a 50% off dildo sale.

No offense....
Dayum!!..BRUTAL..LMAO!
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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2013, 06:22:15 PM »
At 6 seconds, he does execute a beautiful twirl on stage.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2013, 06:42:38 PM »
I'm beginning to think there may be a connection between Palumboism and Chinese powders that all these guys abuse.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2013, 06:55:43 PM »
idk why you would judge someone based off there offseason guest posing routine. Branch compares to most guys now has a controlled abdomin. His legs and chest are among the best in the sport. He is wide for his height, and his cuts/striations are atop the sport. Bodybuilding obviously is not about aesthetics. If it were Ronnie, Jay, and Dorian would never have been on top.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2013, 07:04:29 PM »
dead by 30
he's probably 35 already...

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2013, 07:07:56 PM »
he's probably 35 already...
Will he make it to 36?

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2013, 07:15:30 PM »
idk why you would judge someone based off there offseason guest posing routine. Branch compares to most guys no other bodybuilder now and has a controlled abdomin disgusting abdomin. His legs and chest are among the best in the sport decent and not among the best in the sport. He is wide for his height, and his cuts/striations are decent and the only thing he has going for him are atop the sport. Bodybuilding obviously is not about aesthetics. If it were Ronnie, Jay, and Dorian would never have been on top Ronnie and Dorian had good enough aesthetics, plus mass to win Mr. Olympias. Jay just sucks.
 

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2013, 07:21:51 PM »
Sorry I gotta go, I'm stuck in traffic and I'm bein confronted by 300 pounds of bull dyke and I think I just shit my pants..
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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2013, 07:22:59 PM »
he is actually 38....

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2013, 07:30:33 PM »
Sorry I gotta go, I'm stuck in traffic and I'm bein confronted by 300 pounds of bull dyke and I think I just shit my pants..
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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2013, 08:39:16 PM »
At 6 seconds, he does execute a beautiful twirl on stage.

ahahahaha

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2013, 11:48:26 PM »
Really big and thick but unbelievably UGLY.

Says the guy who trains with Paco :D

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2013, 11:50:12 PM »
Branch is in excellent shape btw, cross striations in the quads and veins in the chest in the deepest off-season is pretty impressive. Must be around 7 %.

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Re: Branch Warren guest posing at the 2013 NPC Illinois
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2013, 12:13:31 AM »
At 6 seconds, he does execute a beautiful twirl on stage.

lol!