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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #100 on: May 03, 2013, 07:43:35 PM »
This is a very James28-ish thread.

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #101 on: May 03, 2013, 07:43:54 PM »

My cock wouldn't fit...when situations like this arise, finger banging the hole is the next optiion..you must initiate by first having her lick your fingers, then proceding to put those wet fingers in her rim..she might be assuming they may be going in her pussy...but no...slowly but surely slip one in to open up the gape...slow thrust for the first minute...thereafter when it feels a little dry..take your firger out of her ass...have her lick those same fingers again ( they never say no, as a matter of fact just put the finger in her mouth with out asking )..then follow by both fingers in her anal..start kissing her neck..followed by licking her ear...by this point her anal rim will relax, and now you can initiate finger fuck...every 10 finger bangs take them out of her ass, have her lick them again,(yes, out of her ass), then proceed with a neck kiss and both fingers in again...at this point she will want it faster and harder...proccedd with spped..

Early call but this is odds on favourite to take out POTY, mogulgangi is something special.

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #102 on: November 14, 2023, 01:11:31 AM »

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #103 on: November 14, 2023, 01:26:10 AM »
OP is def a guy with a small cock

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #104 on: November 14, 2023, 02:28:23 AM »
I was definitely drunk..she initiated strong eye contact..I procceded like a true alpha towards her, locking eyes the whole time.came up to her and kissed her without her approval...within 30 mins at was at her place...she had huge tits but a little belly...used condom !!!.it was drunk sex...she didn't look so chubby from my drunk eyes the night prior, but by judging these pics she's a total fatty..won't stop texting me

That's not a fatty, just a regular female physique

You could have done MUCH worse Mogulgangi
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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2023, 02:38:40 AM »

My cock wouldn't fit...when situations like this arise, finger banging the hole is the next optiion..you must initiate by first having her lick your fingers, then proceding to put those wet fingers in her rim..she might be assuming they may be going in her pussy...but no...slowly but surely slip one in to open up the gape...slow thrust for the first minute...thereafter when it feels a little dry..take your firger out of her ass...have her lick those same fingers again ( they never say no, as a matter of fact just put the finger in her mouth with out asking )..then follow by both fingers in her anal..start kissing her neck..followed by licking her ear...by this point her anal rim will relax, and now you can initiate finger fuck...every 10 finger bangs take them out of her ass, have her lick them again,(yes, out of her ass), then proceed with a neck kiss and both fingers in again...at this point she will want it faster and harder...proccedd with spped..

Early call but this is odds on favourite to take out POTY, mogulgangi is something special.

Still a top tier post  :D

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #106 on: November 14, 2023, 04:52:43 AM »
OP is def a guy with a small cock

Thats why he had to finger-bang her... Thumb is bigger than caulk...

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #107 on: November 14, 2023, 06:07:55 AM »
::)

Thanks for confirming you've never met this woman.

"Hey bro, post some titty shots!"

"Ok here you go - some more shots of her in clothes taken by herself for dating sites!"

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #108 on: November 14, 2023, 06:10:24 AM »
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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #109 on: November 14, 2023, 06:17:12 AM »
Still a top tier post  :D

It’s faulty info, you have them bear down like they’re trying to poop and the two anal sphincters automatically relax

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #110 on: November 14, 2023, 06:47:31 AM »

My cock wouldn't fit...when situations like this arise, finger banging the hole is the next optiion..you must initiate by first having her lick your fingers, then proceding to put those wet fingers in her rim..she might be assuming they may be going in her pussy...but no...slowly but surely slip one in to open up the gape...slow thrust for the first minute...thereafter when it feels a little dry..take your firger out of her ass...have her lick those same fingers again ( they never say no, as a matter of fact just put the finger in her mouth with out asking )..then follow by both fingers in her anal..start kissing her neck..followed by licking her ear...by this point her anal rim will relax, and now you can initiate finger fuck...every 10 finger bangs take them out of her ass, have her lick them again,(yes, out of her ass), then proceed with a neck kiss and both fingers in again...at this point she will want it faster and harder...proccedd with spped..

Lol, I am visualizing some innocent young Getbigger actually believing this bullshit and trying it, with the chick slapping him saying "what the fuck, dude!".

"Oh, but I read on GetBig that girls like this..."

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #111 on: November 14, 2023, 09:13:32 AM »
Are you telling me that most women don't really like tasting their own assholes?

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2023, 11:31:18 AM »
Lol, I am visualizing some innocent young Getbigger actually believing this bullshit and trying it, with the chick slapping him saying "what the fuck, dude!".

"Oh, but I read on GetBig that girls like this..."

 :P

No Getbigger is innocent. Young? Maybe.

In any event, she gets pissed and says "what the fuchmmmpf dupfglp" is when you shove those fingers in her mouth. Don't sit there and take her bullshit.  Seize the opportunity.

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2023, 12:22:00 PM »
I was definitely drunk..she initiated strong eye contact..I procceded like a true alpha towards her, locking eyes the whole time.came up to her and kissed her without her approval...within 30 mins at was at her place...she had huge tits but a little belly...used condom !!!.it was drunk sex...she didn't look so chubby from my drunk eyes the night prior, but by judging these pics she's a total fatty..won't stop texting me
Trophy for sure. ::)
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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2023, 12:39:42 PM »
I was definitely drunk..she initiated strong eye contact..I procceded like a true alpha towards her, locking eyes the whole time.came up to her and kissed her without her approval...within 30 mins at was at her place...she had huge tits but a little belly...used condom !!!.it was drunk sex...she didn't look so chubby from my drunk eyes the night prior, but by judging these pics she's a total fatty..won't stop texting me

already in her snatch?

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2023, 08:15:59 PM »
Did she have a furry clam?

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2023, 08:54:13 PM »
Did she have a furry clam?

No but she had a furry bunghole  :-X

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Re: banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2023, 09:48:36 AM »
It’s faulty info, you have them bear down like they’re trying to poop and the two anal sphincters automatically relax

This - all the way this


Did she have a furry clam?

Apparently that's a delicacy in some parts...

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