Lorena Bobbitt cut her cut her husband John's dick off and threw it out the car window.
A father and his young son where in the pickup that day, directly behind the Bobbits when the John's detached member hit the front windshield of their pickup with a dull thud.
The son asked his father “what was that?”
To which the father explained that it was just been a common locust…
The son replied, "Holy shit! did you see the size of the cock on that locust!"