If you could apologize to anyone from your past, who would it be?

[240 is Back]

Maybe you accidentally hid someone's t-shirt in the gym, like Arnold did to Mike Katz in 1975.   Or maybe you broke someone's heart when you chose weights over dates.

I'd like to apologize to the incredibly hot girl I cropdusted in the gym today.   I'm pressing triceps minding my own business, and my belly hurt (taking antibiotics for sinusitis).  I am the type who never breaks wind in public, but I was all alone in an empty gym so I went for it.  It was horrendous.  I mean, I was shocked something like that could erupt from a human orifice.  Then, she appears.  Blonde, tan, spunky and fit, jumping right to the glute machine directly next to me.  I almost apologized pre-emptively.  Instead, I bailed. 

later, I saw her from the treadmill smiling at me.  Was she laughing at me?  Or was she really turned on by my human side, happy she had finally found a boy she could be comfy around?  Everyone fears that first air biscuit with a new sweeetheart - imagine if that can be the icebreaker?

So who would you apologize to, from your past? 

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[chaos]

Maybe you accidentally hid someone's t-shirt in the gym, like Arnold did to Mike Katz in 1975.   Or maybe you broke someone's heart when you chose weights over dates.

I'd like to apologize to the incredibly hot girl I cropdusted in the gym today.   I'm pressing triceps minding my own business, and my belly hurt (taking antibiotics for sinusitis).  I am the type who never breaks wind in public, but I was all alone in an empty gym so I went for it.  It was horrendous.  I mean, I was shocked something like that could erupt from a human orifice.  Then, she appears.  Blonde, tan, spunky and fit, jumping right to the glute machine directly next to me.  I almost apologized pre-emptively.  Instead, I bailed. 

later, I saw her from the treadmill smiling at me.  Was she laughing at me?  Or was she really turned on by my human side, happy she had finally found a boy she could be comfy around?  Everyone fears that first air biscuit with a new sweeetheart - imagine if that can be the icebreaker?

So who would you apologize to, from your past? 

I thought you were married.

[240 is Back]

I thought you were married.

Oh i am.  but I still don't want to appear to be a disgusting fat bastard in front of really hot tan girls on the glute machine. 

[Viking11]

My children. I tried to do my best, but didnt manage to do for them nearly as much as I wanted to. My mom
, I could have handled supporting her through her last days better.  My dad - for yelling at him when we lived there, I should have tolerated him better. Honestly- thats about it.

[Hugo Chavez]

I thought you were married.

I don't get anything in what he said that would fly against his being married?

but lol at the image of 240 gassing the place and then running off when the first chic comes by.

[AVBG]

Is this a AA/NA 12 step thingy?

[TheTruth90]

No King Tamali?

[Big Chiro Flex]

When I was in high school, this really fat kid named Steven sat at my table in social studies class. Always felt bad for him because he never had any friends. Anyways one day we were talking and there was this new burger place that opened across from the school and since he always ate lunch by himself, I invited him to come with me and my friends the next day.

For whatever reason, I totally forgot about our lunch appointment the next day and went somewhere else. Total douchebag move because I know he was so excited that somebody reached out to him. The next Monday, I saw him at school and he sad he went to the burger joint and waited by himself for me to show. I felt awful, I really did, and I told him lunch would be on me the next day. Somehow, that day never came. I just kinda blew it off and never prioritized making that right with him.

That moment always stuck with me. I try to make it a habit of paying for strangers food in restaurants or places if I see people who look sad, or down on their luck. I think of Steven every time.

I plan to find Steven one day, the fat kid who I stood up on a burger date 10 years ago, and help encourage his obesity issue by taking him out for a burger and fries. When that day comes, I will take pics and post them on GetBig.

[BigCyp]

When I was in high school, this really fat kid named Steven sat at my table in social studies class. Always felt bad for him because he never had any friends. Anyways one day we were talking and there was this new burger place that opened across from the school and since he always ate lunch by himself, I invited him to come with me and my friends the next day.

For whatever reason, I totally forgot about our lunch appointment the next day and went somewhere else. Total douchebag move because I know he was so excited that somebody reached out to him. The next Monday, I saw him at school and he sad he went to the burger joint and waited by himself for me to show. I felt awful, I really did, and I told him lunch would be on me the next day. Somehow, that day never came. I just kinda blew it off and never prioritized making that right with him.

That moment always stuck with me. I try to make it a habit of paying for strangers food in restaurants or places if I see people who look sad, or down on their luck. I think of Steven every time.

I plan to find Steven one day, the fat kid who I stood up on a burger date 10 years ago, and help encourage his obesity issue by taking him out for a burger and fries. When that day comes, I will take pics and post them on GetBig.

IT'S TOO LATE  FOR SORRY PUNK!!! YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wiggs]

Adonis finally went to dark side. Impressive.

[Mr Nobody]

In High School this guy named Thurman he was chubby and a bit cocky, there were some clumps of grass meaning where landscaping was done they had dirt on the bottom. One day I hid around the corner and saw Thurman coming I said "Hey Thurman" He came around the corner I hit him right in the forehead with the clump of grass.

[anabolichalo]

Adonis finally went to dark side. Impressive.

the similarities are shocking

[Henda]

My grandmother for not making more of an effort to make peace before she died.

The fat couple i used to live next door to whos letterbox i pissed though and went out of my way too make fun of how fat he was.

well maybe just the first one.

[BigCyp]

I would apologies to both 240's mother and my own mother for irreversible damage to their vaginas.

[Tito24]

[El Diablo Blanco]

No one. Apologies won't fix some of the damage I've done to people in the past or bring people back from their graves.

[BigCyp]

No one. Apologies won't fix some of the damage I've done to people in the past or bring people back from their graves.

Oh brother.

[Tedim]

OK....in college we invented a game....rodeo. You get a whore in your room at 11:45 and start banging, at 12:00 sharp you are in doggie style as 20 of your brothers burst into the room....the trick is to hold on as long as you can, they buck HARD. Pots got over $600 sometimes.

No still not sorry  

[El Diablo Blanco]

OK....in college we invented a game....rodeo. You get a whore in your room at 11:59.59s and start banging, at 12:00 sharp you are in doggie style as 20 of your brothers burst into the room....the trick is to hold on as long as you can, they buck HARD. Pots got over $600 sometimes.

No still not sorry  

Like you'd last 15 minutes.  Fixed above for accuracy

[Tedim]

Like you'd last 15 minutes.  Fixed above for accuracy

Foreplay....dumbass

[El Diablo Blanco]

Foreplay....dumbass

What is this foreplay object you speak of?

[BigCyp]

OK....in college we invented a game....rodeo. You get a whore in your room at 11:45 and start banging, at 12:00 sharp you are in doggie style as 20 of your brothers burst into the room....the trick is to hold on as long as you can, they buck HARD. Pots got over $600 sometimes.

No still not sorry  

12:02 you realise it wasn't the playboy bunny, but tbombz

[phreak]

I kicked a tard in her babymaker when I was around 10 or so. Wasn't a nice thing to do.

[Psychopath]

One time i told a young homeless man to get a job, i regret that.

One time i grabbed a girls ass in highschool, good thing she didn't file charges.

One time i punched out a friend of a friend and cleaned him for $7g's, kinda regret that.

but most of all, regret treating my family like shit for most of my young years, i regret that.


....FYI, this thread is really sad n shit. Fuck.