Runner repeatedly craps in man's yard

[Gregzs]

She's gotta have a problem with him. Normal people can hold it until they get to a restroom. He probably turned her down for a date.

http://laughingsquid.com/runner-repeatedly-poops-on-mans-yard-in-new-mexico/

For months, a young woman in Nob Hill, New Mexico has been repeatedly defecating on her neighbor’s yard during her morning run. Her neighbor, a man who wishes to not be identified, first thought it was a homeless person but then set up a video camera and captured the (still unidentified) woman in the act. He told Albuquerque TV news station KOAT, “This is malicious fecal distribution.”

[Stark]

And this makes the news.... fucked up world we live in.