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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1826 on: April 13, 2014, 01:50:03 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1827 on: April 13, 2014, 06:07:06 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Flex Wheeler is FREEMASON now, lol
Flex is on his way to be most aesthetic freemason. Keep it up Flex.





THIS  ;D ;D



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1830 on: April 14, 2014, 09:04:01 AM »
a relationship VS regular prostitutes: let's break down this matter with science

list the pros and cons of both and your conclusion of what's better


prostitute

pros:

*no matter how ugly you are you can always get a really fine babe

*no quareling, no bitching, no complaining

*25-50 € per fuck, this can be a lot cheaper or a lot more expensive than a girlfriend, depending on how frequent you would fuck them

*no need to go with her to church and irritating family/friends

*if they get fat, old or you get bored, you take a new younger one

cons:

*prostitute is not in the house, ready for sex when you want to, you gotta drive over there and all that mess

*prostitute dont fuck without condom so it's not even close to being as good

*prostitute many time tries to trick you, try put dick between her legs not her pussy hole, or rotate her pelvis the wrong way in doggy, to irritate you

*no true love, nobody to cry to in the face of disaster

*no cooking, no cleaning

girlfriend

pros

-raw sex anytime you want
-cooking and cleaning
-emotional support and true love stories

cons

-tons of expenses on clothing, hairsalons, manicures, grooming items etc
-lots of bitching and moaning
-hours on the phone everynight with their sister/friends giving you a headache wondering why are you even there
-they can cheat on you and statistically probably will
-they get old and fat

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1831 on: April 14, 2014, 09:25:22 AM »
Re: Is is possible to get Adobe Photoshop for free.....?

Thanks for all the help guys, just finished downloading adobe elements and it came with a free Trojan Horse so hopefully that will make the software run faster or something

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1832 on: April 14, 2014, 11:05:36 AM »
BigCyp has plenty of gems in his posts.  :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1833 on: April 14, 2014, 11:07:10 AM »
You owe me $1250.00

You got two weeks to pay it back.

Steal, beg, borrow, suck gay cock I don't care.

Two weeks is all you get.

Don't want to pay

See what I do to your miserable life and I ain't talking about fucking calling up Walmart or your mum and dad.

Two weeks, all you get fuck face!




Sorry Junior, but I dont owe you anything.

All the money you gave me was from winning bets, making videos, and doing pushup contests for charity.

A betting man with honor would know that.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1834 on: April 14, 2014, 11:22:30 AM »







Huh? So, when this dude masturbates he actually looks down and see Ronnie jerking him off? Awesome  ::)



I think most of us have gotten a tat or 3 to celebrate bodybuilding wins of our top favorites.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1835 on: April 14, 2014, 11:34:39 AM »
What the fuck is that emerging from between her strangely-misplaced tits? Kuato?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1836 on: April 14, 2014, 01:20:26 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1837 on: April 14, 2014, 01:22:39 PM »
Uncle Junior roid rage:




When he threw that punch I reeled back in my computer chair and toppled over hitting my head on the floor. I got an ice pack and should recover shortly.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1838 on: April 15, 2014, 12:37:26 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1839 on: April 15, 2014, 12:40:15 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1840 on: April 15, 2014, 11:08:27 AM »
I refuse to log in, or post until Shizzo, Uncle Junior, and Wolfox are banned.
The reasons are clear enough, they are absolutely ruining this board.

I will not make a single post, or log in until they are gone.

If noone else is with me, and my leaving doesn't hold enough weight to ban all three of these tits then so be it,

Adios.



This is what you fuckers get for pressuring me to get a job. I had this place on lock and many great discussions going.  Sleep in your bed now Getbig.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1841 on: April 16, 2014, 02:03:36 AM »

As follows:

-Josh pissed of so many people on here with his real life stalking, damaging their business interest etc and after calling Shizzo's work and family and shit people finally had enough.
-They all conspired against him via pm to decide what the options were.
-There was talk of sending people down to his house (cos people knew his address) and beating shit out of him
-There was option to go legal and produce evidence etc
-They were in late stages of this when I heard from it (I was in Dubai at that stage)
- I said all above is fucking stupid, just leave it and it will all blow over, shizzo is big boy and no real life harm has actually been done and if it had there was a process that needed to be follow and any vigilante shit would just cause problems with the law etc.

-When it came down to it they decided to play prank on Josh and give his phone number out on advertisement board offering free TV (this is how tough it got when it came down to the crunch) ;D

-I said diplomacy was best way forward and I took responsibility of the "Josh problem" and decided to talk with him and settle based on my experience with my x fiance who had bordline personality disorder so I have experience in dealing with deranged people cos I am pretty fucking nuts myself, although in totally different way than Josh and took it upon myself to reform and mentor him.

I gave 1K to his charity and set him weight loss challenge to steer him on right course.

Bikinislut my girlfriend got pissed off and said "why you giving that guy money" he doesn't deserve it.

I said "babe leave it to me just go buy some shoes, get a manicure and relax I know what I am doing"

She wasn't happy about any of this.

I made deal between BS and Josh that they both would leave each other alone.

Then obviously Josh being pycho the way he is turned on me cos he got upset I was taking the spotlight from him as official get big pyscho and the susan fitness episode upset him because he felt he needed to be given credit for that owning and was thinking my ego had got out of control and that I was claiming all the glory for myself

At the same time me and BS were fighting a bunch because of the Groink dinner claim episode and she decided to give me her password and account and wanted off get big. (this was before above so timeline might not be quite right) but you get the picture.

Then I started fucking my x fiance again and probably got her pregnant and she wants to marry me now.

I also wanted to fuck some other chick on here and we are in late stages of arranging a vacation.

All the while I was upping the dose on test to 750mg and just wanted to eat and fuck all the time and its made me want to party and start taking coke so I became more insane than normal and started getting roid rage at shizzo because he made fake pm and posted it saying I wanted to see him wank off on skype and later admited it was a lie and he was upset cos I called him an obese degenerate fucktard.

Then I got mad and offered to feed shizzo to the crocodiles in Florida and made fake video pretending to have roid rage.

Then Bigmc and Vince Basile call me up on the phone to see what's really going on.


I wanted to go fuck hooker today like I did yesterday cos Anabolic halo had inspired me but I got stim dick from the Frenzy preworkout and couldn't do it.

Rest I cant remember



 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1842 on: April 16, 2014, 02:12:24 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1843 on: April 16, 2014, 02:48:33 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Thank you for your contribution, much appreciated!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1844 on: April 16, 2014, 07:01:05 AM »
Imagine being possessed like Wiggs! The poor buggar. No, Zane would be some obnoxious know it all. Someone like Hurricaine Beef. That jerk sent me messages saying Christine was prettier than my ex! Who else but Zane would need to do that?



While we're at it, someone ban this boring old fuck.



An angry Kiwi. One day you will be a lot older, too. I mix with young guys at my gym. I don't see that the age difference makes any difference at all there or on the internet. No smart asses at my gym because I would soon dispatch them.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1845 on: April 16, 2014, 07:02:41 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Then add these quotes to this thread. Problem solved.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1846 on: April 16, 2014, 09:47:45 AM »
I once cracked one off in an airplane bathroom

Had some porn on my phone, plugged my headphones in and went to work.

I blow my population paste in the toilet  and open the door and there was a flight attendant and some dude standing there. She's shaking her head and he says. "We could here that" I assumed he meant me flushing. Went back to my seat and realized my headphones were only in the jack about half way. I could here it in the head phones but it was also coming out of the speaker on the phone.

I wanted to be invisible so bad.

Does this qualify as the mile high club?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1847 on: April 17, 2014, 12:59:04 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1848 on: April 17, 2014, 05:05:58 PM »
Re: Dave Palumbo in the hospital yet again!

Palumbo's kidneys are so black that George Zimmerman tried to shoot them



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1849 on: April 18, 2014, 02:47:03 AM »
going back to work is really gonna destroy my life

currently i am living the dream

*sleep late until 09:30-10:00

*browse getbig while cooking chicken breast and rice

*complete my breakfast around 11:00

*take a nap untill 12

*browse getbig for a few hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*hit the gymnasium

*browse getbig for some hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*go to bed around 01:30-02:00 am