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[FitnessFrenzy]

A true getbigger still chasing dat ass at 83 years old 


The new side piece




Way better than the old one

Idk.  I just know I couldn't wake up and have pancakes with a prostitute.

too many carbs?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Bring your girlfriend over my house and I'll show her how to do squats properly

Be careful, his girlfriend probably resembles a boyfriend. Or " she " could be just his left hand.

That's what I'm counting on....

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Generation Iron 2 "Red Carpet Premier" lol

Had a few minutes, so I watched this. It's garbage. The soundtrack sucks, a lot of it sounds like Youtube royalty free stuff . As far as direction/cinematography, it's like the cinematic gods ate a bunch of filming styles, and shit sprayed a fetid mishmosh of scenes out afterward. Bad jump cuts, Awkward flashback scenes, overly dramatic shots that there was no need for. It's like a bad commercial for some athletic brand.

Most of the older bodybuilders look pasty and sick, and just beaten down. Haney and Schwarzenegger being the exceptions. Haney is a really nice ambassador for the sport. The interviewer is bland, and many of these newer guys have no personality compared to the Pumping Iron ones. These shitbirds think they're on CSpan. Lots of backslapping, and lamenting how hard the sport is. They managed to suck a lot of the charm out of Piana and Greg Valentino too. Piana does come off looking a lot better than I thought. His segments maybe the best part of the film.

Kai comes off decently, very likable, but again the way this is directed, sucks the life out of his story. Lots of jump cuts, and bland interviews about Kai. They also could've edited out some stuff out of his second segment.

The Van Monger segments are :shrug:, very bland, and I don't really care about his love life.
 
They're managing to make the schmoe angle uninteresting, They should've watched the Louis Theroux bodybuilding special from years ago on how to do it right.

Dana Lynn Bailey is in it for like 2 minutes, and either had a cold or something strange was going on just before. Also did the whole "I'm natural" thing when there was no need to.

Sorry if this reads a bit disjointed. But I was adding thoughts as I watched. It really is a mess of a film and a struggle to watch. If you're a fan of the hobby, you'll learn nothing you didn't know before. And it offers nothing to the casual, non bodybuilding viewer because it is a bland, ugly film with zero intellectual or eye appeal. It's just .

[FitnessFrenzy]

Trump was squatting 585 so Saudi schmoes snuck in a medal, mid-set.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Generation Iron 2 - Red Carpet Premier and Reviews

Just go to any highway rest stop and find an unflushed toilet of shit
Look at the toilet for a few mins
That's the equivalent of this worthless movie

[FitnessFrenzy]

Can I move in with you?

maybe one day bro

[FitnessFrenzy]

Dallas has a super gut...

[DroppingPlates]

WYHI - in order

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#10's stiletto heel on my ballsack between my testicles while #8 kneeling on the floor, peering closely through a magnifying glass, repeats "That's amazing!"  Observational notes are compiled and hypotheses postulated.

  Later #2, sedated and strapped face down to a gurney, is wheeled into the room by #9 so they can observe the the male's natural inclinations when presented with sexual opportunity.  The three of them adjourn to a table to continue their work but do not sit, which would be illogical, since they are all wearing hot shoes.

8 continues her record keeping but fails to make sufficient note of the male's state of arousal as per 10's instructions and is publicly criticized for her sloppy work.  8 takes the criticism badly, and defensively insists that her sketch of the penis accurately represents the level of vascularity evident.  10, shocked by her underling's impudence, loses her temper and a shouting match ensues.  9 attempts to intervene and is rewarded by 10 with a crude slap across the cheek.  She backs away, wearing an expression of confused betrayal, and cradling her stinging face. 

8 goes to the wounded 9, sympathetically patting her shoulders and hushing away her bad feelings.  Assuring her that everything is going to be ok, she asks the upset 9 to uncover her poor cheek.  9 exhales shakily, on the verge of tears, and removes her hand.  Unsurprisingly, her cheek is a little bit red.  It's not bad but it's noticeably redder than the other one.  8 breaks this news to #9, who really isn't having a very good day at all, and 9 finally begins to sob.  8 smooths 9's cheek and, turning to 10, reports that 9 is crying and that her cheek is slightly red.  But 10 lacks all sympathy, and indicates that it isn't as red as it should be.  8 nods her understanding and viciously slaps 9.  The beaten girl collapses in tears while 8 and 10 errupt into laughter, all previous misunderstandings a thing of the past.

By this time numbers 1,3,4,5,6, and 7 are shouting to no avail behind the soundproofed plexiglass.  It seems that the male has taken advantage of the diversion to successfully negotiate the gurney, and he has nearly gained a position from which he could potentially penetrate the prone subject.

5 panics.  "We have to get her out of there!" she cries.  She attempts to open the door but is restrained by the group, who fear for their own safety.  8 and 10 realize their mistake.  It's too late.  The only thing to do at this stage is faithfully record the events as they transpire.  They gravely return to their work.

The unlucky #2 is coming to consciousness.  I stare down at the diamond hollow below her bunched ass with cruel intention.  Still unaware of her dire condition, she sees her friends sorrowfully watching and taking notes across the room.  Her other friends huddled in a group in the safe area, crying and shaking their heads.  What's going on?  They promised her she would be safe.  They promised nothing bad could happen.  Why everyone seems so upset all of the sudden?

Oh no.  She realizes it's all gone terribly wrong.  Terror.  This pleases me.  I express a grunt of anticipation, which isn't a very nice thing to do, but it has the desired effect and evokes a squeaky 'noooo' from my victim.  Good times.  I plunge forward and ejaculate immediately and forcefully within her.  And why the fuck not.

So yes, I'd hit it.

Sorry.  It's been like 2 days.  I get kind of weird.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[DroppingPlates]

I emailed Mr. David Palumbo

Vince, your statement was at least half right!

Melvin Goodrum stated, "It depends on a combination of views and ad clicks with a much heavier incentive on ad revenue.  Vegan Gains is having revenue issues due to numerous strikes on his account for hate speech. RX Muscle is on youtube only because I convinced Dave of the revenue potential compared to his RX TV venture which was bleeding him dry.

So, I emailed Mr. Palumbo to confirm Vince's statement:



Dave emailed me back:

[FitnessFrenzy]

< best thing I have read in a while! Thanks SF1900 for the effort! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[DroppingPlates]

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Denise Rutkowski - Then and Now Pics

Fairly recent.

[Shizzo]

Shia laBuff!!!!!

[calfzilla]

Just watched this today. He finally admits to his obvious autism.

[The Scott]

Just watched this today. He finally admits to his obvious autism.

Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard. 

[AbrahamG]

Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard. 

Poetry.

[DroppingPlates]

Autism is no excuse for being a fucking retard. 

Then what's your excuse?

[The Scott]

Then what's your excuse?

I'm a fucking atheist now.  How's that work for you? 

[DroppingPlates]

I'm a fucking atheist now.  How's that work for you? 

Then there's hope for you!

[The Scott]

Then there's hope for you!

Atheists have no hope.  And they accept that for what it is. 

[DroppingPlates]

Atheists have no hope.  And they accept that for what it is. 

Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.

[The Scott]

Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.

John  used to say it to me when we discussed aspects of my faith and his lack of it.  He used to believe too.  I still think as he did in that if I were to believe I would choose Jesus of Nazareth.  Fuck mohammed.

[SF1900]

Interesting statement, but I'm not so sure of that. However, what I do accept is that not every question can be answered by a human.

Only an idiot would think that atheists have no hope. Religious people have been deluded into thinking all sorts of weird myths about atheists.

-We have no morals.
-We don't know how to love.
-We can't form relationships.
-We have no hope
-We can't do good deeds.
-etc, etc.

Its just their way to convince themselves about their theism.