some jackass afro head tried to steal my hvac unit

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Capacitor just went in mine end of last year...The unit is 15 years old...Thought I may have to get a new one but ended up just being $100 part...

[Princess L]

Why would someone want an invisible dog anyway? 

[Princess L]

Apparently not, tell us Princess.

There's a transmitter box mounted (in garage) and the dog wears a receiver collar that gives warning beeps when they get near the underground cable and zaps them if they cross it.

[Tapeworm]

Bah!  As hollow as their souls!

And picking up invisible poop would be a challenge.

[Mr Nobody]

There's a transmitter box mounted (in garage) and the dog wears a receiver collar that gives warning beeps when they get near the underground cable and zaps them if they cross it.

Thanks.

[Princess L]

Correction:  It zaps them BEFORE they cross it.