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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #50 on: July 06, 2013, 07:43:52 AM »
So many books coming out on GB big I don't know which one to pick for purchase.

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« Reply #51 on: July 06, 2013, 07:55:04 AM »
Hey folks,

I've just finished an epic screed I've been toiling away at for the last few years. Briefly stated, it is a collection of plays set in a variety of historical settings, each exploring a subset of the variegated set of emotions the feeling of which comprises being human. It's 100% original and I really think you will benefit from the insights contained therein; hell, the flowery expression of said wisdom is itself such a pleasure that you will want to buy it. I'm not here to make money at all but just thought I'd charge money because...(I'll fill this part out later)

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And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Ye all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #52 on: July 06, 2013, 07:55:24 AM »
haha oh shit!! ;D

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2013, 08:01:50 AM »
I should write a book too. A females survival to getbig forums. How to develop a thick skin and how to keep making the trolls melt.  :D

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« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2013, 08:01:57 AM »
Do you want to know my training and nutrition secrets.

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2013, 08:03:35 AM »
You should write:

How to transport your real life to the net.

How to dump a guy you've never met.

Cam-whoring after the menopause.
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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2013, 08:03:47 AM »
pfft. rookie. should have published before us. too little/ too late.
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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2013, 08:04:54 AM »
I should write a book too. A females survival to getbig forums. How to develop a thick skin and how to keep making the trolls melt.  :D

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2013, 08:05:20 AM »
I should write a book too. A females survival to getbig forums. How to develop a thick skin and how to keep making the trolls melt.  :D
Better titled pace Chaucer : 'The Gimmick's Tale.'

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2013, 08:05:57 AM »
You should write:

How to transport your real life to the net.

How to dump a guy you've never met.

Cam-whoring after the menopause.
I am on my period now so I can't write about menopause. I just learnt how to beat pms..... B6 is a miracle. But yes all the rest I can give pointers to the female posters

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #60 on: July 06, 2013, 08:06:10 AM »
I should write a book too. A females survival to getbig forums. How to develop a thick skin and how to keep making the trolls melt.  :D
Great idea get started!

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #61 on: July 06, 2013, 08:06:51 AM »
What would my book be called?

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #62 on: July 06, 2013, 08:08:06 AM »
You should write:

How to transport your real life to the net.

How to dump a guy you've never met.

Cam-whoring after the menopause.

LMMFAO

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2013, 08:09:53 AM »
Hey I still bleed every month! 

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2013, 08:11:48 AM »
Hey I still bleed every month! 
Bleed-down.

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2013, 08:12:11 AM »
Hey I still e-bleed every month! 
ffy    ;)

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2013, 08:12:19 AM »
What would my book be called?
How to be make yourself known on getbig by being the most unliked!   Joke there Shitzo

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #67 on: July 06, 2013, 08:18:30 AM »
What would my book be called?
THE EMPEROR
THE KING
THE JESTER...

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #68 on: July 06, 2013, 08:21:39 AM »
THE EMPEROR
THE KING
THE JESTER...

so who are the knights?

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2013, 08:22:32 AM »

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2013, 08:26:28 AM »
so who are the knights?
The knights are the protectors of the king. They believe in a good laugh, and a stern owning (when necessary). You are a knight of the rountable DJ. So are Arce, Archer, Adonis, etc.... The table is round......so I have a few more spots open. I also have silent knights (pun intended) who take care of the king's affairs behind the scenes.


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Re: The trainer secrets
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2013, 08:35:29 AM »
Do you want to know my training and nutrition secrets.
Yes write a book and sale it.

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Re: The trainer secrets
« Reply #72 on: July 06, 2013, 08:38:03 AM »
No

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #73 on: July 06, 2013, 08:48:04 AM »
Will a book be coming on how to get the Bob Chicerello offseason/ post retirement arms on the woman pictured?

Haha, yes where can I pre-order this text? :D

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Re: My new book is out !!!
« Reply #74 on: July 06, 2013, 08:53:25 AM »
lol
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